20 More Quotes for National Orgasm Day

Celebrate the climax on July 31

National Orgasm Day is coming — and so are we! Of course we’re talking about orgasms; I wouldn’t be writing this right now if we didn’t. The following are 20 more quotes about orgasm to celebrate the climax.

1. “A woman’s orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependent as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.” -Megan Hart

2. “When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I’ll be first in line.” -Nenia Campbell

3. “The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?” -Kirstie Collins Brote

4. “At the moment of orgasm, you are living fully and totally in the present. An orgasm is anticipated, like the sunrise on a new day, and unexpected, like winning a prize in a competition you can’t recall having entered. Time freezes and there isn’t a feeling of loss, a void, a little death, but a reminder that of all human activity, none is more perfect.” -Chloe Thurlow

5. “Electric flesh-arrows…traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.” -Anais Nin

6. “It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm, but only 15 to say, ‘It’s called a clitoris and it’s right here.’” -Unknown

7. “Many lovers are ‘off to the races:’ Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way.” -Alexandra Katehakis

8. “There’s few problems an orgasm won’t solve.” -Michelle Foster

9. “Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.” -Kelly Moran

10. “Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.” -Nikita King

11. “That’s your orgasm talking…You’re not really in love with me.” -Laurie Elizabeth Flynn

12. “The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.” -Mokokoma Mokhonoana

13. “We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic living. Death as transfiguration.” -Peter Redgrove

14. “‘I think I should be in mourning. Many brain cells were lost in the creation of that orgasm.’ Trixie chuckled. ‘I appreciate their sacrifice. ’” -Jocelynn Drake

15. “I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned.” -Samantha Young

16. “There’s nothing like an orgasm to force a person to think — and more often than not, to think too much.” -Doug Cooper

17. “The religion of orgasm: utilitarianism projected into sex life; efficiency versus indolence; coition reduced to an obstacle to be got past as quickly as possible in order to reach an ecstatic explosion, the only true goal of love-making and of the universe.” -Milan Kundera

18. “Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty — you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling — it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void — you have nothing in your head save white light.” -Jeff Buckley

19. “I’ve had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.” -Ahmed Mostafa

20. “I hate having to be someplace on time, it takes away so many potential orgasms.” -Gini Koch

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Sources:

Cullen, D. 40 Interesting, Fun Quotes about the Female Orgasm. LovePanky. https://www.lovepanky.com/sensual-tease/obsession/quotes-about-the-female-orgasm

Orgasm Quotes. Goodreads. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/orgasm

Orgasm Quotes. Readershook. https://readershook.com/quotes/orgasm