Your Mom Probably Loves That
But I don’t and I’m not going to read it
This one won’t make me any friends but so what? I have friends.
I don’t need more friends. I also don’t need the following (pay attention, k?):
- Any quotes by famous people to inspire me
- Anything by anyone that is going to “change your life”
- You telling me how to get my work accepted by Medium publications
- You telling me what I should eat
- You telling me what I should never eat
- Why I have to learn another language
- Suggestions for how to improve anything
- Writing tips
- Cooking tips
- Travel tips
- Life hacks
- Creativity hacks
- Organizational hacks
- You telling me I must invest my money
- You telling me how to invest my money
- Book reviews (also movie, theater, game, and television reviews)
- Anything to do with productivity
- You telling me how to have a successful sex life
- Tips for fixing any relationship
- Anything that uses one of the top forty most popular images on Unsplash
- Any title with a number in it
- Nearly anything about your kids (with the caveat that there are a handful of writers here who can get away with that shit…you know who you are)
- How to dress to impress
- Tips on mastering anything digital
- You describing your exercise regimen
- Suggestions on how to ace job interviews
- Suggestions on how to make more money in any way
- Screenshots of your views, claps, and earnings
- Anything about Joe Biden
- Anything with more than one typo
- You telling me why my pieces aren’t being curated
- Anything boring
And, yes. The answer to the following question is a resounding YES which you’ve probably already figured out by now.
And I’m cranky, over-anxious, jumpy, annoyed, and tired of being afraid. Plus I’ve eaten entirely too much sugar.
How are you?
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