“When You’re a Realist, You’re Sexist” — Andrew Tate Was Right

Forgive me, King of Toxic Masculinity, your wisdom is superseded only by your notoriety!

Here ye, here ye, the incredible has happened! Andrew Tate, self-declared absolute misogynist, and the feminists of the world can see eye to eye on one thing! Finally!

“I’m a realist and when you’re a realist, you’re sexist. There’s no way you can be rooted in reality and not be sexist,” the man said.

That’s when it hit me: I was wrong! We’ve all been wrong! Cobra Tate is right! Realism and sexism go hand in hand. I can tell, because I’m a realist too, therefore a sexist.

Once I read this pearl of wisdom, waves of examples came pouring into my mind as to why all women can be entitled to exhibit their sexism against men. And they are all rooted in reality.

Oh, yes, I know Andrew meant it as a tool to downgrade women some more, but you see, some tools can downgrade both ways.

And since this is about realism resulting in sexism, sexism against men can be pretty similar to sexism against women.

Here are a few morsels of wisdom for your delectation:

The man’s place is in the kitchen.

I constantly hear men bragging about how they got women beaten even in the cooking department, despite women’s centuries of experience slaving away over a hot stove.

And they can prove it, too. The moment a man goes into that kitchen that he never uses and cooks the perfect steak, he is suddenly a magna cum laude cook.

But I’m just being bitchy because I don’t even eat steak. Men always prove how they are the world’s best cooks with examples: Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver, Bobby Flay, all the world’s greatest cooks are men!

So they convinced me! Man’s place is in the kitchen! Obviously, they’re the best at it, so why let women do something that men are better at?

Men shouldn’t be allowed to drive.

With a staggering 6.1 million car accidents a year caused by men, 50% more than those caused by women, the conclusion is clear: men have no business being behind the wheel.

They are reckless, they scattered brains, and they just can’t drive, ok?

We’ll need to come up with a system to drive men places and pick them up, or maybe even organize a school bus for them, and this way keep the world safe from the male’s inability to keep out of accidents.

It’s the realistic (and naturally sexist) thing to do.

Men are intrinsically lazy.

I admit it, I stole this one from Tate, who said that women are intrinsically lazy, but if we are to be realists, we can say without a shadow of a doubt that it’s men who are the lazy ones and we need to take the appropriate measures.

Think about men for a second: they are too lazy to keep themselves and their homes clean.

They are so lazy that women are becoming infected with what Tik Tok labeled Boyfriend Air — some sort of nasty stench and vile film that women experience after spending time in their boyfriend’s home.

If you want to know more about it, you need to read Lisa Martens’s article about it but be careful, you will be too disgusted to ever visit a man’s house again.

What we need to do is gather these lazy dirty men on an empty street somewhere, strip them naked, and hose them down.

Hosing down men should be a Sunday ritual, right before going to church.

Men need to keep themselves pure.

We all know how sensitive women’s bodies are to getting VD. And where does VD come from? From penises! Penises are chock full of VD!

That’s why purity and chastity are vital in men since their purpose in life is women! Just as it should be!

The world would be a much better, cleaner, and safer place if men had their body count displayed on their foreheads (as per Tate’s glorious idea for women).

So the rest of the population would know who to run away from.

Somebody who has so little self-esteem that he needs to sleep with everything in sight just to affirm his masculinity is absolutely disgusting to the female kind.

We need to keep it real — men need to stay pure.

Men are natural abusers.

According to research, from 1994 to 2010, approximately 4 in 5 victims of intimate partner violence were female.

Nearly 3 in 10 women (29%) in the US have experienced rape, physical violence, and/ or stalking by a partner and reported it having a related impact on their functioning.

That’s realism! And it’s naturally leading to sexism! Why are we allowing this to happen? If men can’t control themselves, they need to be controlled.

Men should be kept off the streets because they are obviously abusers: rapists, wife-beaters, and stalkers, creating physical and psychological violence of all kinds.

Why are these creeps at large?

So what do you think? All I did was take things that are real (because, just like Tate, I am also a realist) and I naturally gave them sexist twists and conclusions.

I chose to direct them at men since King of Ridiculous Andrew Tate is safely tucked away in a prison not even 350 miles away from my home and can no longer poison the internet with his macho head games.

I thought I’d balance the scales by putting the shoe on the other foot and as you can see, it’s just as ridiculous the other way around.

But it is grounded in reality!

So what seems to be the problem? The problem is this: when you take snippets of reality and overinflate them to fit your narrative, you end up with toxic losers who manage to sell lies to a whole world of misguided young men who lack healthy male role models.

Wait a minute… if there are no healthy male role models does that mean that all men are intrinsically sick? That’s sexist realism at its best!

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