Robin Putting 12 Words In My Mouth

What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?

Catnip or cocaine?

A cat named Nancy sang a full-throated love ballad to self on CNN when getting molested by a journalist asking if it was catnip or cocaine she snorted before flying first class to Taiwan with the sole mission to annoy and provoke China into delivering fresh servings of military fireworks on Taiwan’s doorstep with some gratuitous nuclear whistling thrown in just so Napa Nancy could say to the world that she is a free woman who loves her some democracy, stabbing any diplomatic relations with China in the back, as the Biden administration falls asleep during the fantastic decline of the West, leaving the CNN correspondent speechless, before puking in back of the dumpster.

© Carlo Zeno 2022

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This is my attempt to make sense of US foreign policy with the help of Christopher Robin’s 12 word challenge. I recommend giving it a shot.

The challenge words are cat, falls asleep during, woman, stabbing, servings of, dumpster, annoys, molested by, in back of, cocaine, thrown in, love ballad, and bonus word CNN.

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