This Is an Article for the Writers, Not the Readers (Stats Inside)

Dear Writer Friend,
Thank you for clicking and reading this far. Yesterday I got lazy and decided to write about my stats instead of one of the life-changing articles I usually produce.
In this piece, you will find:
- Will — the slap — Smith numbers
- Boobs (are beautiful) numbers
- Some random takeaways
Without further reading time extension, here we go.
Will Smith Numbers

My meta article about Will Smith and the slappity slap got 5,000 external views. (I’m proud of the picture’s choice by the way.)
Sounds good, but it’s useless. Out of these 5,000 people who clicked on the article, exactly 0 subscribed to Medium using my referral link. And, as you know, the only way for external views to make some dough is through referrals …
I was so pissed I wrote an open letter to all these 5,000 people. Come to think of it, I might write another one.
Future Medium Members! You Need to Pay Attention!
And use my referral link
smillewrahcuef.medium.com
I did get 500 internal views and $10+ out of it, so thanks, Algo. (And thanks to Reuben for sharing a link on Twitter.)
Takeaway
Write about a current event.
(Yeah, it’s not a revelation.)
Boobs numbers

My article about boobs got 3,400+ INTERNAL views. That’s nice; $111 nice, to be precise. Sweet.Funn
(Fun fact, I got 1,700 views in ONE DAY, and then it died. Thanks, Algo.)
How did I come up with such a brilliant idea, you ask?
The answer is called Kristine Laco. She’s a marketing genius (and a better writer than me, but that’s not relevant if you want to make money on Medium). Kristine wrote an article about boobs AND wordle. COMBO.
At first, I didn’t read it because I’m not interested in these topics. (I hate Wordle.)
But then, I learned she had garnered more than 1,000 views (at the time) with her “article.”
So, I thought, why not me? Why would Kristine make dough and not Smillew? Why should I limit myself for fuzzy ethical reasons?
Tortured by these questions, I couldn’t sleep that night and decided to call it a day, get up, and write in my journal about it. The rest is history.
Takeaway(s)
- Listen to WackoLaco and follow DoctorFunny on Twitter. That’s where they give all the good tips.
- Write about sex or boobs, or both.
Takeaway of takeaways
No matter the platform, there’s always some meta angle you can use to write and address the curiosity of other creators.
If you get enough followers and are low on scruples, you can even launch your own “writing-based community cohort course” to make some dough.
I plan on launching my course once I reach 17k followers. Stay tuned!
With thanks to Christina and her stats article for the inspiration :)
Smillew has a bio somewhere but he’s too lazy to copy-paste it here. Just do what you usually do after reading one of his articles.
