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Summary

The article satirically addresses the frenzied response of online writers capitalizing on the incident where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, highlighting the opportunistic nature of content creation for audience engagement.

Abstract

The content of the website is a satirical commentary on the phenomenon of online writers seizing upon trending topics, such as the Will Smith and Chris Rock incident at the Oscars, to generate content and attract readers. It underscores the eagerness of writers to cover sensational events for profit, often disregarding the gravity of world events like the war in Ukraine. The article mockingly promises a variety of perspectives on the incident, including racial and political angles, and even invites readers to consider their own involvement. It also critiques the rush to publish without thorough review, emphasizing the pursuit of viral content over quality journalism.

Opinions

  • The article implies that online writers prioritize sensationalism and trending topics over substantive issues, as exemplified by the extensive coverage of the Will Smith slap.
  • It suggests that writers are more concerned with audience reach and monetization than with the integrity of their content.
  • The piece takes a cynical view of the media's tendency to exploit any event, regardless of relevance, to create a wide array of content.
  • There is an element of self-awareness and self-critique, as the article mocks the very writers who rush to publish superficial or unreviewed articles for the sake of timeliness and potential virality.
  • The author seems to ridicule the lack of originality and depth in the responses of many online writers to high-profile events.
  • By suggesting that even a meta-analysis of other writers' titles is fair game for content, the article pokes fun at the recursive and often self-

Let’s All Write about Will Smith

Reenactment of Will Smith (left) slapping Chris Rock (right) at the Oscars 2022

We, online writers, are always ready to give our unwanted opinion on any topic. The trendier, the better.

After all, we’re here for the money.

During the last weeks, you thought we had given all we had with our articles about the war in Ukraine. You thought world peace being at risk was the ultimate topic for online writers. You thought nothing would ever top that.

You were wrong.

(Pretty sure you’re facepalming right now. If not, you can always ask Will Smith to help.)

We’re at our best when a movie star slaps another one on stage

YES! That’s what makes us run to our keyboards and start typing like crazy woodpeckers. We will talk about this for YEARS.

You can count on us to give you all the options:

Plot twist: we don’t care. We’re just covering all the possible angles to maximize audience coverage.

Would you prefer a racial perspective?

I’ve got you: Dear White People: Shut Up About Will Smith

Politics?

No problem. Here you go: Will Smith joins Donald Trump as Power Out of Control

Don’t worry; the Joe Biden piece is currently being “reviewed” by an editor and will be published in a minute.

You’re not remotely related to the events but still feel like this should be about you?

Of course. This one’s for you: Stop Blaming Will Smith for what YOU did

Seriously, we have all the angles you want

Just ask. Actually, you don’t even have to ask; we will cover the topic either way.

Who knows? We could get viral!

How far are we ready to go?

Hmmm, I thought we had settled this during the last weeks. The answer is obviously: NO LIMIT.

Believe it or not, we’re even ready to go all meta about it and pretend we’re above the other writers by making fun of them and their titles.

It will be a bit sloppy because we didn’t have time to proofread or anything like that. But does it matter?

Nope.

What matters is timing.

You can’t publish a good meta article right away.

You need to wait. First, you see the shitstorm on Twitter, then it goes back to TV, but it’s still too soon.

You have to wait for your loser of a cousin to publish a post about it on Facebook. Then it’s a GO, GO, GO, G.I. JOE.

Hey! Before you go. Don’t forget to slap this article!

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