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The Sex Context: The Tawdry Tree Hugger

Stock photo flash fiction

“Oh, Mary, I love you so much.”

“I love you too, Jason.”

“I love you more than anything in the world!”

“Anything?”

“Yes, anything. Everything!”

“Do you love me more than the sky?”

“Yes, I love you more than the sky!”

“Do you love me more than the sun?”

“I do love you more than the sun!”

“Do you love me more than the stars?”

“I absolutely love you more than the stars.”

“Do you love me more than this tree?”

“Um…what?”

“Do you love me more than this tree?”

“Well….”

“Well, what?”

“Well, you see, Mary, I stuck my dick in one of the knotholes last week, so I’m actually quite fond of this tree.”

And with that, another case of TMI abruptly ends what could have been a wonderful romance.