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om our school mates.</p><h2 id="7915">¡¡¡smillew and bicho reached the top of the jungle jim!!!</h2><p id="c3c5">“they had been trying for two years, and finally, they discovered the coordination and brains to do it. some say ‘two heads are better than one’ but when two heads share two bodies joined at the hip, it is not as easy as it looks.</p><p id="db91">“we joined the crowd to applaud them. even <a href="undefined">Ginger</a> and <a href="undefined">Ginger</a> stopped playing ‘rich man, poor man’ in the janitor’s closet with <a href="https://readmedium.com/writing-is-like-sex-7763d5722b5f">the guys</a> to see what was the commotion.</p><p id="aeed">“they were at the top. unfortunately, while smillew was planting the flag of hungary, bicho decided to do a head stand.</p><p id="9a4b">“they came down in a reckless train wreck, dominoing, a flurry of arms and legs and schlongs, and ups, no cups. <i>that third rung musta hurt big time</i>. the landing on the playground hardpack was nicht so gut.</p><p id="8959">“all of us were traumatized. our friends were taken away to <a href="https://www.thebeerstore.ca/beers/labatt-50-ale">rehab in london, ontario.</a></p><p id="9ef3">“i did not see smiley again until we were teens. he took me to see “easy rider.” in his defence, english is his fifth language, and he thought the movie was “easy writer” about how to make money on medium.</p><p id="c3e3">“and our dear friend bicho has enjoyed notoriety en canada as ‘the cartwheel man’, whose <a href="https://readmedium.com/edea1af9692d">wife’s farts are turquoise</a>. they lived for a time in a house next door to sm

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illew and his wives and girlfriends (quite a large house it is) pillow forts everywhere, dutch ovens strewn across the kitchen floor, cats, lizards, goats, a few rescue dogs, dwarf giraffes, a shitload of vintage 2020 t.p. and seven shitbricks.”</p><div id="885d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/two-for-tuesday-fear-no-pear-borrowed-from-bicho-a3fc6a43a58"> <div> <div> <h2>two for tuesday: ‘fear no pear’ & ‘borrowed from bicho’</h2> <div><h3>they continued to live in homes side-by-side until one of the wives complained.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*3iX0vvF9c-1lak7T)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="838c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/submission-guidelines-update-for-the-pub-b18fcbbb810c"> <div> <div> <h2>Submission Guidelines Update for The Pub</h2> <div><h3>This update complements the submission guidelines previously published here.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*LWDPXf97EetKKus8Syv-hg.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="1c06">*not affiliated with the prestigious Medium.Com</p></article></body>

THE MEN OF JANUARY 2023

and who could be sexier than the twins?

ann jams (no ‘e’) has known smiley and bicho since they were wee lads.

“we were playing jax en la escuela primaria. i was at ‘pigs in a pen’ three at a time, when Laurel and i heard the excited cheers from our school mates.

¡¡¡smillew and bicho reached the top of the jungle jim!!!

“they had been trying for two years, and finally, they discovered the coordination and brains to do it. some say ‘two heads are better than one’ but when two heads share two bodies joined at the hip, it is not as easy as it looks.

“we joined the crowd to applaud them. even Ginger and Ginger stopped playing ‘rich man, poor man’ in the janitor’s closet with the guys to see what was the commotion.

“they were at the top. unfortunately, while smillew was planting the flag of hungary, bicho decided to do a head stand.

“they came down in a reckless train wreck, dominoing, a flurry of arms and legs and schlongs, and ups, no cups. that third rung musta hurt big time. the landing on the playground hardpack was nicht so gut.

“all of us were traumatized. our friends were taken away to rehab in london, ontario.

“i did not see smiley again until we were teens. he took me to see “easy rider.” in his defence, english is his fifth language, and he thought the movie was “easy writer” about how to make money on medium.

“and our dear friend bicho has enjoyed notoriety en canada as ‘the cartwheel man’, whose wife’s farts are turquoise. they lived for a time in a house next door to smillew and his wives and girlfriends (quite a large house it is) pillow forts everywhere, dutch ovens strewn across the kitchen floor, cats, lizards, goats, a few rescue dogs, dwarf giraffes, a shitload of vintage 2020 t.p. and seven shitbricks.”

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the first annual medium.coma’s* sexiest men calendar.

a brain child/¿fart? founded in the comments of smillew’s scrabble challenge, round sex

smillew’s scrabble challenge

round sex — by mrs. jackson

THE MEN OF JANUARY 2023

¡¡¡smillew and bicho reached the top of the jungle jim!!!

two for tuesday: ‘fear no pear’ & ‘borrowed from bicho’

they continued to live in homes side-by-side until one of the wives complained.

Submission Guidelines Update for The Pub

This update complements the submission guidelines previously published here.