‘SCRABBLE YOUR MEDIUM’
smillew’s scrabble challenge
round sex — by mrs. jacksonth
mrs. j. had a play
as soon as carrie ann was done collecting her new tiles. . .
“siete letras, ladies. read ’em and weep.”
S in front of the P O T
E
X
I
E
S
T
but, if you’re keeping score, the ‘T’ will not fit.
“damn, so close and so far away.”
“hand grenades and horse shoes,” angie mused. “i wish the guys were around.”
“spot es el nombre de una de las jirafas enanas de la abuela ann, punto y punto” anacita mused.
“spot is the name of one of grandma ann’s dwarf giraffes, dot and spot.”
“we could have another dinner party. invite the guys,” carrie ann mused.
“if we all muse, will we make a lot of money like the other James*?” stephanie mused.
“will ya all be quiet a minute?” mrs. jackson pickt up the second ‘E’ and moved the letter tiles up a notch.
“that works. good play, mrs. j.” does it really matter who says this? they all think alike. they are thinking about men, the sexy ones:
Srini, Smillew Rahcuef, Robert Gowty, Patrick Eades, Edward Robson, PhD, MFA, Mark Suroviec, M.Ed., Flavio Musa de Freitas Guimarães, Philip Mann-Montreal, Randyduke, Genius Turner, Don Drewniak, Don Be, Pablo Pereyra, Martin French, Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier), Michaël Wertenberg, Nathaniel Killgore, Mike Knittel, Steve Day, Arpad Nagy, Malky McEwan, BichoDoMato, Uvebruce, Gunner Barrett, Uwem Daniels.
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S
E
X
I
S
T
now they thinking of only one man — Grimsby Hackney.
“i feel dirty.”
“he lost sex followers since the challenge started.”
“serves him right.”
“blame it on Smillew Rahcuef. he has ‘my-fault insurance’.”
“my bad. he gained fore followers.”
“must be dumb ass golfers.”
“i’d love a blowjob.”
“i’m goin’ home. see you later, alligator.”
“¿que pasando?”
“did we finish the game?”
“¿el tío Michaël me leerá un cuento antes de dormir?”
“will uncle michaël read me a bedtime story?”
*E. L. James, “50 Shades of Gray”
