for those who donnae know, bicho and smillew were conjoined twins until that horrendous jungle gym accident in second grade.
two for tuesday: ‘fear no pear’ & ‘borrowed from bicho’
they continued to live in homes side-by-side until one of the wives complained.
bicho has sent yet another coded message to me. please help me figure it out. if i donnae keep working out, lucy furr will bark at me.
bicho: “fear no pear.”
words to live by.
and no one else has highlighted it.
not even Srini, starring soon as james bond, 007.
funny that it’s not ‘fear no pier’
or ‘fair no pair.’
‘fare for au pair.’
BichoDoMato, you’re a misunderstood athletic genius.
keep doing those headstands, amigo.
Smillew is like the morning dew Always fresh, unlike mildew. Ok, good! That will do!
‘borrowed from bicho’
it’s a coded massage, una mensaje privado. 15 words, 82 characters.
take away words that rhyme with ‘flue’ —
dew the dew do, mildew. one-at-a-time shoe, Natalie. 😁
¡Scheiße! i’m beginning to thin’ like bicho. bring me my redline.
¡ahora, entiendo! smillew a veces adds a “cta” to my posts. chicago transit authority, chinatown. . .
that’s no help at all.
back to square one. and the majic of unsplash.
‘square’
Smillew is like the morning waffles Always fresh, unlike waddles (getting closer, Patrick Eades’s scoobs loves his stufft penguin, waddles)
Ok, good! That will suffice?
25 words, 126 characters.
take out the double ff’s and double dd’s. Don Drewniak.
Smillew is like the morning wales Always fresh, unlike wales (getting closer, Patrick Eades’s scoobs loves his stut penguin, waddles) and Grimsby Hackney lives near wales.
Ok, good! That will suice*?
- suice — isn’t that a suizo-aleman golf term?
- now, we’re gettin . . hey, we were getting somewhere, until medium.maniac turned my *s into bullet points.
- i dunno how to get rid of them. soaree, Kristine Laco/ Kristen Stark (same person). if you need poof, check the comments.
- in review, we’ve covered orristralia, ruled by HM Raine Lore, the darling of the u.k. and tosspot, Annie Trevaskis, poland, portland, canada, costa rica, estados unidos de america, y mexico, switzerland, and in india, a newcomer to satire, Tejaswini Katreddy.
- special thanks to https://wordcounter.net/
- bicho, i’m returning this now. i’ve made a hot mess of it. and speaking of hot messes — May More
- ©annjams (no e)






