Submission Guidelines Update for The Pub

This update complements the submission guidelines previously published here.

If you want to request your own update to the submission guidelines, you can do so by leaving a comment on this article.

A few rules of the updating game

1. Anybody can request an update. If you’re not a writer for The Pub, you can still request updates.
2. Update requests will be considered within our regular reasonable deadlines (see below).
3. Upon acceptance of your update request, I will update this update or write a new update if the number of requests I receive reaches a secret threshold that I’m currently the only one to know.

Deadlines

Update to the updates will be considered, but given the amount of work we’re currently facing, we cannot guarantee their treatment within our regular deadlines (that’s 57 years).

Shortcuts

However, we offer several possibilities to the daring writer willing to speed up the process:

1. Write your update request with undies on your head
2. Ask Adrian to request the update for you
3. Send a selfie of you and Kristen eating a banana
4. Leave your update request as a comment on four of my articles.

List of current updates to the submission guidelines

Without further sentences, words, and letters, here are the current updates to the submission guidelines.

Update #1

“I, Smillew Rahcuef, promise not to edit Edward John’s articles without checking with him first.”

End of list of current updates to the submission guidelines

And now, some poetry

For the love of Social Media

I clapped for your article last week. But I didn’t read it. I only wanted you to clap back.

I commented on your piece yesterday. But I didn’t read it. I only wanted you to comment back.

I shared your essay on Twitter today. But I didn’t read it. I only wanted you to share back.

I subscribed to your stories. But I didn’t read any. I only wanted you to subscribe back.

If you’re a poet too, please know that we accept poetry in The Pub.