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s he thought I’d never use it that way.”</p><p id="14fc">“But I have needs! What are you going to do about it?”</p><p id="38aa">Poor Frankenstein serviced his bride the only other way he knew. But his mouth was dry since his salivary glands were barely functioning.</p><p id="894e">Mrs. Frankenstein was pissed.</p><p id="cc4c"><i>Not only is he a walking talking corpse, he cannot even give me a proper lay. I married a dead loser.</i></p><p id="dffc">Being out of options and quite horny, she called her ex. She hated him but he was a good lay.</p><p id="a1a1">“Hey Vlad, long time no see! Listen, would you care for some company?”</p><p id="6297">The latest reincarnation of Mina Harker had recently passed, so Vlad Tepes could use the distraction.</p><p id="5fa0"><a href="https://readmedium.com/dracula-and-the-professor-visit-europa-8b834a8dcee4">Count Dracula</a> properly serviced her whenever Frankenstein was working at the morgue. One day, however, when they were short of stiffs, he got home early.</p><p id="4219">He heard his wife moaning.</p><p id="fc7b">“Oh, Vlad! <i>Deeper!!</i>”</p><p id="2547">He realized she was cheating on him but was not angry.</p><p id="0a2c">He approached quietly and started peeping on them via the door’s crack. He started fondling his dead member. He kept doing that and during the seventh time of Vlad’s visit it finally sprang to life!</p><p id="d095"><i>Nature finds a way, Victor.</i></p><p id="13b6">Count Dracula never visited the Frankensteins again. They

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lived happily rotten after.</p><p id="c34d"><i>Another short & weird tale by <a href="undefined">Nikolaos Skordilis</a>:</i></p><div id="83b3" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-two-little-pigs-sell-out-their-sibling-to-the-big-bad-wolf-3b08d6cb0f0f"> <div> <div> <h2>The Two Little Pigs Sell Out Their Sibling to the Big Bad Wolf</h2> <div><h3>At least the money was good</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*4esThP6sLiW04owQcOCc0w.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="c433"><i>And one by <a href="undefined">Ginger Bangs</a>:</i></p><div id="479f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/while-i-was-walking-in-my-dreams-f0dd835aee5e"> <div> <div> <h2>While I Was Walking In My Dreams</h2> <div><h3>Have you ever had one of those lucid dreams where you can make anything happen just by thinking about it?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*6r4JppxIyqhBVUUbx-1ECA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

SHORT & WEIRD | MICROFICTION | HUMOR | 296-WORDS

The Bride of Frankenstein is Cheating on Him

You will never guess with whom

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Doctor Frankenstein’s monster, whom we’ll call Frankenstein too for convenience, got married after years of solitude. However, it was soon made clear he could not deliver in a critical department.

During their wedding night, with both newlyweds very excited, it was disclosed the mad doctor had forgotten to connect the veins and arteries to his creature’s member.

“What do you mean you cannot get it on?”

“It’s not working honey. I think that idiot Victor forgot to stitch me properly down there. Perhaps he thought I’d never use it that way.”

“But I have needs! What are you going to do about it?”

Poor Frankenstein serviced his bride the only other way he knew. But his mouth was dry since his salivary glands were barely functioning.

Mrs. Frankenstein was pissed.

Not only is he a walking talking corpse, he cannot even give me a proper lay. I married a dead loser.

Being out of options and quite horny, she called her ex. She hated him but he was a good lay.

“Hey Vlad, long time no see! Listen, would you care for some company?”

The latest reincarnation of Mina Harker had recently passed, so Vlad Tepes could use the distraction.

Count Dracula properly serviced her whenever Frankenstein was working at the morgue. One day, however, when they were short of stiffs, he got home early.

He heard his wife moaning.

“Oh, Vlad! Deeper!!”

He realized she was cheating on him but was not angry.

He approached quietly and started peeping on them via the door’s crack. He started fondling his dead member. He kept doing that and during the seventh time of Vlad’s visit it finally sprang to life!

Nature finds a way, Victor.

Count Dracula never visited the Frankensteins again. They lived happily rotten after.

Another short & weird tale by Nikolaos Skordilis:

The Two Little Pigs Sell Out Their Sibling to the Big Bad Wolf

At least the money was good

medium.com

And one by Ginger Bangs:

While I Was Walking In My Dreams

Have you ever had one of those lucid dreams where you can make anything happen just by thinking about it?

medium.com