She looked at my penis and laughed, and it was true love
How embarrassing
It was the summer of 1997, and my group of friends decided it was time for a boy's holiday, the destination for us Brits was Spain, and there was only one location on the end of everyone's lips. Benidorm!
We had some t-shirts made up with our nicknames on; we had:
Andrew — AKA — “Bernie” was a trainee Chef
Dean — AKA — “Shaggy”, looked like the character from Scooby-doo
Paul — AKA- “Pappa Smurf”, due to feeling embarrassed about his size when there were hot girls around, so would stay in the pool for hours and turn blue, rather than get out and show his body off.
David — AKA — “Student” I have never known a man to claim he was so poor; he was tight with his money but had plenty of it.
Robert (me) — AKA — “Socks” I used to hate the beach; getting the sand between my toes was the worst feeling ever, so I wore socks with sandals, which made everyone laugh.
Now there are many stories that I could tell you about this trip, but for now, I will concentrate on one that is a bit embarrassing for me.
Trying to recover from hangovers the night before, we use to lounge around the pool for the first few hours of each day; of course, guys in their prime and hot chicks in bikinis were a great combination for a summer of love and rewards.
We have all had that holiday fling and in my case, one year met a girl that I got engaged to that is also a Benidorm story, but the following year.
Bringing it back to this holiday, there was this one girl, who was around five foot six tall (167 cm) with an athletic body, long brown hair and the looks of a goddess; she was basically perfect.
We were glued to her and always found a great spot to perve; when she stood up to go for ice cream or get in the pool, we also stood to attention, if you get my drift.
We could not get enough of this girl, and she knew it, very often walking past us only to drop something, she would bend over and pick it up in front of us, look around and say “hi lads” and walk off.
Yes, we were like a rabbit in headlights, I don't think any of us could string a sentence together, and she found this funny and played on it daily, I think we would have done anything she had asked us.
Despite the fact that we were dogs on heat and that we saw each other daily, not one of us had the courage to make a play for her; we all talked about it but chickened out at the last moment.
I think we all walked over to attempt to talk to her daily, however, every one of us bottles it at the last moment. What made it worse is that she was on holiday with another woman who we thought was her mother, who was also very attractive.
We were a respectful bunch and did not want to make her feel awkward in front of her mother, or at least that was the story we all came up with to “save face” with each other.
It was coming up to the last few days and we were all encouraging each other to make a move, I was the most assertive and confident out of all of us, it was normally me who broke the ice and with the lads relying on me, I felt it my sense of duty to stand up to the challenge.
So I mentally prepare myself, and what to say, I took a drink of dutch courage (downed my pint of larger), stood up and walked over to her, only for a kid to run into me, and as a result, fell into the pool.
The lads laughed, and to make things worse, the girl saw it too and smiled, raising her hand to her face and telling her mother lying next to her.
Getting out and drying myself off, I felt a bit chilly, but it was not going to put me off; it was the icebreaker I needed, “come on Rob, let's go hunting” I said to myself.
That was it, nothing is going to stop me now; I walked straight over to her and announced myself, “Hi, I am Rob; I have noticed you this week and would like to get to know you better”
The girl, turned her head to look at me; just at that moment, two of the lads had creped up behind me, and they pulled down my swim trunks; I was standing in front of this perfect girl with my cock hanging out, yes I was naked.
Her response was “oh my”, and she started to laugh; I am sure her mother gave me a cheeky wink, but that may have been my imagination trying to reassure myself.
I think I stood there for a few minutes because the boys actually pulled them back up because I just froze; I then walked back and lay on the lounger; a few minutes later, her mother walked over and said, “you have nothing to be ashamed of, I have seen plenty, and I know”.
She confirmed that it was her daughter, who was sixteen years old (we were seventeen); however, she said, “you are not my daughter's type; she likes women,”, and my response was “perfect”.
We all fell in love that summer with the same girl, and none of us won her love, or got inside her pants!!! We were teenagers, don’t judge me 😃.
It is funny looking back on this story because we never found out her name, where she was from or any other details; I wonder who she was? what happened in her life? Where is she now?
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