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Ratings — The 5 Types of Male Lovers

Which kind of lover are you?

The Greedy Lover

We all know them — the men that want all the pleasure for themselves and could care less if their partner gets off. These men remind me of the guy that grabs 4 pizza slices at the free lunch event. He doesn’t mind if others don’t eat as long as he can stuff his face. These men do not make great partners because they are usually selfish and self-centered. Your needs will always be put on the back burner.

Relationship potential — 1 Bedroom potential — 1 Overall Rating — 1

Rating Breakdown — I have experienced these types of lovers, and they are usually narcissistic and controlling. These types of partners should be avoided.

The Giving Lover

When you find ’em, keep ‘em! These men are caring, loving, and focused only on pleasing their partners. These men will spend a significant amount of time on foreplay. Honestly, if you have this type of lover, you might want to get him to put a ring on it. These men are generally not only excellent in the bedroom, but they make great supportive spouses.

Relationship potential — 4 Bedroom potential — 5 Overall Rating — 4.5

Rating Breakdown —Although these men have the potential to be great partners, balance is important. Giving Lovers must be able to give and receive in the bedroom and in a relationship.

The Minute Lovers

I don’t want no minute man! We all know the song by Missy Elliot. These lovers are so notorious they have their own anthem. These are the Bam Bam, Thank You, Ma’am lovers. No foreplay, no romance, insert, explode, and remove.

I have to be fair; these men might make great partners. Perhaps they are inexperienced. Unlike Greedy Lovers, Minute Lovers have potential (if partnered with the right person). Greedy Lovers are selfish, and Minute Lovers are inexperienced. I can work with unrefined. If they are willing to learn, they show some potential for good partners.

Relationship potential — 3 Bedroom potential — 2 Overall Rating — 2.5

Rating Breakdown — Minute Lovers can be very sweet. However, is their lack of experience in the bedroom because they are unwilling to learn? Or is it because they have little sex experience? These are the important questions for these partners. If they are reluctant to learn, they will probably make poor partners.

Marathon Lovers

These lovers last too long. Yes, I said it! How is this any different than the Greedy Lover? It is all about balance. The Marathon Lovers are usually sex addicts. These men are energizer bunnies; they keep going, and going, and going. They can go to pound town for 4 hours or more! They have no sympathy for their partner’s sexual organs. Damn bro, can I get a break?

Relationship potential — 2 Bedroom potential — 2 Overall Rating — 2

Rating Breakdown —So, these lovers get an overall score of 2 because they can seek counseling. Maybe after counseling, they can pull back on the 12-hour sex sessions. Generally, these types of men are (again) controlling and self-centered. They are entranced by their addiction and are not focused on their partner’s needs.

The “Just Right” Lovers

These lovers are in perfect balance. They know how to give and receive. They have experience, stamina, and passion. They know how to make a girl repeat oh my God, over and over again. This lover has taken the time to explore and learn their partner’s anatomy. These lovers do not have sex; they make love.

Relationship potential — 5 Bedroom potential — 5 Overall Rating — 5

Rating Breakdown — These lovers get a perfect score. They are usually strong partners because they know how to give and take. They are not selfish or self-centered but loving, experienced, and passionate partners. If you have this type of lover, congratulations!

© Ari Love, 2022

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