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Sex In Hotel Rooms?

I’m curious…

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Another Night of Deep thoughts…

I have visited many hotels (and hotel bars) around the world. From Tulum to Dubai and Rome to Los Angeles. No matter where I venture, I encounter loud moans and headboard banging. Don’t get me wrong, I am not hating, but I am curious. Why do couples tend to get it on in hotels?

I thought of this as the couple next door (at my hotel) was knocking boots (or should I say knocking the wall?). As I sat in deep thought on this topic (between the moans of pleasure), I realized that couples have sex in hotel rooms for four reasons. Let’s see if we agree…

Get Your Money’s Worth

If you spend $500 for a night in a luxury room, it does make sense to break in the bed, soil the sheets, and crack some paint on the wall (at least). So, I can’t be mad at that — the more expensive the room, the more you sex it up! Make sure they know what you came to do! Growl.

You Are Madly In Love

Perhaps the couples I hear shaking the sheets are genuinely in love. Maybe this couple shakes the sheets 10 to 20 times per week, day and night, anywhere and anytime. Perhaps they are happy couples with an extraordinary sex life. Though this sounds more like a nymph situation…

It Isn’t Their Partner

I have to throw all of the possibilities on the table. Perhaps the couples I hear jumping bones are having a passionate love affair. Maybe they snuck out of the office early to tear up the sheets. Or maybe it is a woman or man picked up from Tinder or some booty call service. I will leave no stone unturned!

A New Experience

Finally, maybe the couple likes to switch it up in the bedroom. Perhaps John enjoys tapping Sara’s ass in a new hotel room once a month because it keeps things fun and exciting. Or maybe John and Sara have six kids, so funny business at home is limited. The possibilities are endless…

Final Thoughts

No matter the reason, it is good to hear a couple making love instead of war. Plus, I have become a referee (hire me). Sometimes I talk through the walls to provide instructions; Dude, too slow! Come on, John is that all you got?! Go ahead cowgirl! Spank her harder! You get the idea. I am accepting new clients in Asia.

© Ari Love, 2022

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