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ul><li>Indictment</li><li>Smear</li><li>Allegation</li><li>Imputation</li><li>Frame-up (colloquial)</li><li>Slander</li><li>Put-up job</li><li>Incrimination</li><li>Boo.</li></ul><p id="ef4c">There was a round of applause and cheers for that verbal effort by the President.</p><p id="e0c4">Trump insists that the name of the peach fruit must now be changed to <b><i>nectarine.</i></b> The National Peach Council has called an emergency summit of all its growers and will ask them to change the name of the fruit they grow.</p><p id="29a0">There are about 2,600 nectarine farms and the top growing states are California, Georgia, <a href="https://scpeach.org/">South Carolina</a>, and New Jersey. Georgia will now be known as “The Nectarine State.”</p><p id="4219">His announcement has also created alarm in the <a href="https://spellingbee.com/sites/default/files/inline-files/2020_Rules_for_Local_Spelling_Bees_Final.pdf">spelling bee</a> circles. The buzz has gone around that all contest centers must remove the offending “im*****ment” word and replace peach with nectarine.</p><p id="317c">Publishers and app software developers were on high alert as they will dedicate the next few weeks to updating the apps. Cooking sites will also change the titles of their favorite peach recipes.</p><ul><li>Cherry-Nectarine Dumplings</li><li>Makeover Nectarine Upside-Down Cake</li><li>Nectarine-Blueberry Crumble Tart</li></ul><p id="c910">Emergency meetings were also held at Google and Facebook to replace the peach emoji (the butt emoji) with the word “nectarine emoji.”</p><p id="89ee">A statement will be issued by Google later today stating that the symbol would not be changed in any other way, neither in its proportions, color, nor size.</p><p id="4ddc">They have no intention of removing the word “butt” either. But they are quite happy that the nectarine emoji still has a sexual connotation and so should the President.</p><blockquote id="b678"><p>“She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me: take a bite of peach!” — Sailor Ripley (Nicolas Cage) in <b>Wild at Heart </b>(1990).</p></blockquote><p id="7b86">Film dis

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tributors will now have their work cut out replacing peach with nectarine.</p><blockquote id="5157"><p>“The nectarine is my favorite fruit, always has been, always will be because it represents immortality and long life. I will be your President forever.”- President Trump.</p></blockquote><h2 id="e490">Enjoy other funny stuff</h2><div id="5c9b" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/exclusive-interview-with-president-donald-trump-cfe564dde3f4"> <div> <div> <h2>Exclusive Interview With President Donald Trump</h2> <div><h3>A smart guy. Believe me!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*hFcRspjmvbUgP8zI)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="a13f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/have-you-forgotten-st-valentines-day-again-not-to-worry-16c9adbfc7c1"> <div> <div> <h2>Have You Forgotten St. Valentine’s Day Again? — Not to worry.</h2> <div><h3>St. Valentine was a naughty boy</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*ZEcBCHl4x2vGkGyp)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="3244" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/my-top-10-jokes-on-conspiracy-theories-d839032d3f87"> <div> <div> <h2>My Top 10 Jokes On Conspiracy Theories</h2> <div><h3>Just laughing my head off as it is the only way to survive!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*GrI06eRY-Bu4epeD)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

President Trump Bans The Im*****ment Word For Ever and Ever.

At the National Prayer Breakfast yesterday, President Donald Trump, fresh from his victory, welcomed everybody with the following words:-

“I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, February 6th, 2020 which shall now be known as National Acquittal Day and will be a public holiday in the USA and all its territories.”

He then made a startling announcement. He has declared a national emergency and issued an executive order banning the word “im*****ment” for evermore.

“We are here to discuss our country’s VICTORY on the “word I will never mention again’ hoax.”

All government documents must remove this word from now on.

Newspapers will be fined if they even mention it. It will be a great way for the President to get his revenge on the media.

“Media outlets are out of control. Reporters should be ashamed of themselves for reporting fake news.” — President Trump.

There are already sites on the Internet gearing up to replace all the words associated with that dreadful and shameful process that acquitted him, of all people.

“I went to an Ivy League school. I’m highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there are better words than im*****ment. Right?”

Donald then showed off and listed alternative words that he had learned off by heart in the helicopter:-

Indictment
Smear
Allegation
Imputation
Frame-up (colloquial)
Slander
Put-up job
Incrimination
Boo.

There was a round of applause and cheers for that verbal effort by the President.

Trump insists that the name of the peach fruit must now be changed to nectarine. The National Peach Council has called an emergency summit of all its growers and will ask them to change the name of the fruit they grow.

There are about 2,600 nectarine farms and the top growing states are California, Georgia, South Carolina, and New Jersey. Georgia will now be known as “The Nectarine State.”

His announcement has also created alarm in the spelling bee circles. The buzz has gone around that all contest centers must remove the offending “im*****ment” word and replace peach with nectarine.

Publishers and app software developers were on high alert as they will dedicate the next few weeks to updating the apps. Cooking sites will also change the titles of their favorite peach recipes.

Cherry-Nectarine Dumplings
Makeover Nectarine Upside-Down Cake
Nectarine-Blueberry Crumble Tart

Emergency meetings were also held at Google and Facebook to replace the peach emoji (the butt emoji) with the word “nectarine emoji.”

A statement will be issued by Google later today stating that the symbol would not be changed in any other way, neither in its proportions, color, nor size.

They have no intention of removing the word “butt” either. But they are quite happy that the nectarine emoji still has a sexual connotation and so should the President.

“She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me: take a bite of peach!” — Sailor Ripley (Nicolas Cage) in Wild at Heart (1990).

Film distributors will now have their work cut out replacing peach with nectarine.

“The nectarine is my favorite fruit, always has been, always will be because it represents immortality and long life. I will be your President forever.”- President Trump.