One-Clappers Welcome
A new Medium publication

We’re a new publication and are PUMPED to see you here. In these submission guidelines, you will find:
1. Our mission
2. A selected list of writers we HATE
3. Rules we would like you to follow
4. How to become a writer for One-Clappers Welcome
5. What's next?
6. Our vision for the comment sectionOur Mission
Many writers complain about the one-clappers:
- “Who the fuck clapped one time?” — Mike Knittel, source.
- “Better tell me my writing is shit than clap only once for it” — Philip Ogley, source.
- “Fuck you, one-clappers.” — Reuben Salsa, source.
- “5 tiny scary stories involving a one-clapper dumbass.” — Kristen Stark, source.
At One Clappers Welcome, we LOVE one-clappers.
Our mission is to bring you articles for which you will never want to clap more than once.
We accept ALL the Medium one-clappers, no matter the reason for your kink.
You might be a one-clapper out of spite, hate, or lack of knowledge; it doesn’t matter to us. We love you all. If you’re one of the ones who feel rejected by all the mean writers complaining about your clapping habits, this is the place for you.
We see you.
We clap you. (only once)
A selected list of writers we hate
As you can imagine, we hate a lot of writers, but we didn’t want to appear too detestable and limited the list to the worst offenders. If we could clap 0.5 times for these writers, we would.
On top of the writers previously mentioned, we also hate this one.
Please follow the rules
Should you refuse to follow our rules, you will be blocked and, if possible, reported.
- Rule #1 — you cannot clap more than once for the articles published in One-Clappers Welcome.
- Rule #2 — you cannot clap less than once for said articles.
- Rule #3 — Don’t proofread your stories, edit them, or use Grammarly. We find it helps people respect rules #1 and #2.
How to become a writer for One-Clappers Welcome
You can’t.
I’m the only one allowed to write for this new publication. I might accept my grandma in the future.
But you’re welcome to follow the publication.
What’s next?
Most likely, nothing. Hopefully, money.
Rest assured that if we write some article worthy of your single clap, we will publish it in One-Clappers Welcome.
Our vision for the comment section
We want to create a community.
Any time you read an article worthy of one lousy clap, please share a link in the comment section of this article. We will be more than happy to clap only once for it.
Are you looking for articles where you’re allowed to clap 50 times? Check out these:





