Money Making Ideas with Time Travel — Drug Dealing!

Hi. It’s me again. Agent 99 of Illuminati Ganga, the Agent who’s out there looking out for your interest.
Now normally I don’t contact you just to talk, you’re busy and I’m busy, but today I want to talk and I want you to think about things — so sit down and put on your thinking cap because — thoughts are going to be coming pretty soon!
So first thing I want you to think about is, in the grand scheme of things, you’re going to die soon.
OH NO! Death Sounds Scary!
Hey I know it ain’t nice to hear, but it’s the truth.
Here you are, no longer a kid in high school, your best years are behind you, your worst years are ahead of you and not so many of those and the one thing you are considering is — did you make a mistake when you settled down and got rid of all your bad influences and friends on the wrong side of town?
Did you make a mistake when got rid of that little book with the number of Doug the Dealer in it? Because here in your golden years, even if you do have access to medical marijuana that, and as much Jim Beam as you can drink, just might not be enough!


I mean you want and deserve more!
Now I know why you did it. Why you stopped doing drugs and selling drugs to your friends when they asked you if you could score some. You did it because you were scared. You almost got busted that one time.
But now your time is nearly up. And it sure would be nice to have some drugs but you can’t get any.
Normally I’d say Sucks to be you — but I’m in the business of making a buck. and today I’m going to make that buck by helping you make a buck and get high — with (as usual) TIME TRAVEL!!
Making a buck and getting high
Differently to our previous money-making with time travel articles
This isn’t just about a service we are providing — it is a chance for you to also make money!
Now the idea for this came to me when recently a younger ‘Agent of Illuminati Ganga, Agent 88, absconded with the Protervus for a little joyride into the past to score some drugs he had already scored in the past.
Even a stopped idiot is right two times a day or some sort of quaint saying but it got me thinking.
There are a lot of drugs in the past. Sure there are some exciting and dangerous ones in the future. But lots of well-known extremely marketable drugs in the past.
Now I expect I have you primed and have captured your attention let’s get to the nitty-gritty of business.

Our business will be built on several interlocking components
High quality pharmaceutical quality drugs from the time when America was really free will be acquired and distributed through your contacts.
Your Peers are not interested in going and making new drug dealing connections, they want high quality product delivered in a business like fashion with cool packaging, we provide that.
And you will receive a cut of the profits.
You and Your peers did a lot of drugs in the past because you had no discipline, and they were at times busted.
We will use time travel to go back and acquire the best of those drugs used in the past to reuse today, this will of course be of interest to people because of recycling but another more important value if provides is if they were charged for taking those drugs in the past then if they do those drugs in the present they can’t be charged again because of double jeopardy!
I had that idea amazingly enough while getting high on my own past supply, so you can see this is a good idea, but even better than good, it’s profitable.
And you will receive a cut of the profits.
These two interlocking components have a synergistic effect which I am not going to explain right now because this meeting is running a bit long and the next group are due to arrive, but I can see by your smiling faces you are all as pumped at this idea as I am and are raring to get going and make some money while getting high or vice versa get high while making some money.
As a sign of our appreciation please pick up the free samples on your way out, please do not OD as you are the backbone of this business.
And you will receive a cut of the profits.

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Ok, as you guys are filing out here if you want to stop at the gift table where the lovely Affutalah and Arlene are there to fill your orders — show some team spirit by picking up the Brain Salt Pint glass! And send the next group on in!!

