WORDY FAIRY

Malapropriate 5-Letter Words from a Former Blonde Bombshell

Famous Mae West quotes, Wordle style

What if Mae West plate Wordle? Cumin see me sumac timer, honey.¹

Belly laugh may occur if we evict sense while boney up on words to enter daily. Holly trust Wordle-friendly words be no sweat distinguishable minus counting.²

Semen Drool

1. I adore but 2 style of manly, urban & rural.
2. Is that a rifle in your boxer brief or be U happy to greet me?
3. A hardy bloke is swell to grind. ▸A woody penis is goody to grasp.
4. A manly being in the house be worth 2 at the track.
5. A few crazy-rowdy men maker great petty catch-dogma.
6. A legit farmer. He spent his youth tilde the field & his marry in the hay.

1. I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. 2. Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 3. A hard man is good to find. 4. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 5. Some of the wildest men make the best pets. 6. A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat and his marriage in the hay.

Hymen Ruler

1. I’m a goody woman for a badge man.
2. She be the class of girly who climb the money-maker ladder wrung by wrung.
3. We are brain-think apart. I be ovoid-heady. U be brawl brawn & small smarts.
4. Image-see judge who ban lover lap visit! I’ve spark my asset in moral manly lap than a cloth towel doily.
5. Goody chick go to after-world mecca, badly chick go every earth place.
6. While women go wrong, manly chase right after. ▸If femme steer wrong, fella go pedal to the metal.
7. No clone ladle here. A clone be no match for a real woman.
8. Ladle amuse by fiery ought to known — smoky annoy their optic organ.
9. A madam alert for the grope ain’t so upset. ▸A madam aware of the trope may avoid a surge to elope.

1. I’m a good woman for a bad man. 2. She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. 3. We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite. 4. Imagine censors that wouldn’t let you sit in a man’s lap. I’ve been in more laps than a napkin! 5. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. 6. When women go wrong, men go right after them. 7. I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing. 8. Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. 9. A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.

Relay-Shunt-Strip ‘Advice’

1. Marry alike a novel. Whole story taken place under cover, midst the sheet.
2. Fiver timer? Faith-abbey marry-chime no doubt sound alike an alarm clock to U.
3. Sex alike poker. If no strong pat handy, U better get a goody lover.
4. It’s not the manic in your verve that’s vital, it’s the verve in your manic.
5. I’m unwed cause I was borne that way.
6. Wedge-bliss is a finer ivory tower, but I’m not suite for an ivory tower.
7. All loser lover musty get a 2nd chant, but among other human.
8. It’s better to picky up than brush off. ▸It’s finer to be seedy than be blink at.
9. Knock off the tease or the guy shalt meet cutie belch-where.
10. Lover thy close-by guy. If he be stall, macho, & easel on the optic, it be handy.

1. Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers. 2. Five times? Wedding bells must sound like an alarm clock to you. 3. Sex is like bridge, if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. 4. It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men. 5. I’m single because I was born that way. 6. Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. 7. All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. 8. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. 9. Don’t keep a man guessing too long — he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. 10. Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Sources: Notable Quotes & Goodreads.

Afoot-Notch

¹ Mae’s signature line was “Come up and see me sometime.”

² Recap of ‘rules’ in A Wordle Brain ‘Prompt Promo’ Tease

Italics or single quotes identify invalid Wordle words unless they’re short. Symbols & numbers are not puzzling. Youth, elder, & U be smart, glean, catch drift.

Dis-Claim

Valid Wordle words be deitalicized in the Mae West quotes above. Though other italics meant wrong or <valid 5-letter words, not swear no Wordy Fairy error. Sadly, legit be not in my Wordle words list but works for Octordle.