WORDY FAIRY
Once Upon Timer There Be an Adult Fairy Farce About Wordle
Fresh dreck for your brain & mouth
What’s up with Wordle stories containing mostly words you can’t enter daily? That’s no way to train your brain for play. Sleep city. Not so, below. Awake & smell daisy.
RECAP of rules in A Wordle Brain Prompt Promo TeaseItalics or single quotes identify un-Wordle-worthy words herein unless they're short. Symbols & numbers are not puzzling. Youth, elder, & U be smart, glean, catch drift. Humor could occur if we evict sense.Holly trust Wordle-friendly words be no sweat distinguishable minus counting.Humor could occur if we evict sense. 👼 Fairy blood new craze for ‘designer offspring.’
Flash Rumor Scoop
Thing think hence thing exist.
‘Fairies’ be alive!
Sleep Beaut? Belle & Beast? Seven dwarf? Three billy goats gruff? Royal/crown XX or XY bride & scion of peace? Truly. Ouija board & tarot utter vague axiom. Truth is outer there, fully known wider/widen.
Magic & midst earth abide! From angel to goody witch to demon/devil. Exact witty + buxom words, music charm crude, feral beast.
Plain as snout on faces! Doubt Thomases shall thumb never drive. Karma await, seize while dishy-tract. No fraud, no false flash datum.
How to react? slice to chase
After limit-ed trial, lofty plank/panel fence initiative be judge inept, dopey. Major erect delay due to hitch, lapse, waver/break/argue, thank god. Would be giant money waste, cause avian fairy be usual.
Basic Fable
Every wonder why so few outdoor drama arena now? Other-world crime-being adore rough blood/drown/snuff movie & smash 2 robin with 1 stone.
- Troll, siren steal handy local mouth-agape human in order to exist
- Needs must inter-breed, knock up, or spawn — or group droop alike flies
- Proof found by brave/testy human, shoot photo when shock, arose to newly pubic scene
Later, shady screw space found by young horny human quest prove venue of peril for fling.
Large count of human tribe quiet downy, often worry, check for brash, crass, crude troll & spicy XXX siren, so mount guard while mount spouse or aside piece, guard mouth to cheat awful death or block the steal.
Horny human quiet right downy if being quiet bring small death.¹
Noisy lusty trash-talky fools guess we could trump, annul, or quash dying; stead found death badly. Their error. Still, hasty dying while smile might be goody.
‘Footnote’
Meant While, Ranch-Bound; or, ‘Alternative’ The End
Hob, pixie, gnome, genie, & other swell/sweet & avail aider guide those hairy freak troll & vapid siren back to their realm. Human being saved by chime. Cases close. Trite stack up.
The enemy of my enema 💩
Alert human Frank claim Dirty Prick be among nasty thief. Spoke Frank, “Thing going south ultra modem swift, rapid in elfin shelf crowd. Cagey Willy — chief of Dirty Prick bunch — avoid yield, so ideal if tough smack first.”
Elfin can ducky but not cover. Lucid human group grope for help to super troop of witch, ghost, ghoul. Scary to fairy. The enemy of my enema is my buddy — alike aloud route to alike.
Fairy Queen Grace quick bring in aloof, solid third party to arbitrate.
‘Reality dated’ showy offer
Noble queen agree — going to cease lousy decoy tempt kid-nap habit. Finer to court hardy sperm by PR. Fairy brand fiery hot! Optic treat purveyors vie for dated showy chance.
- “Love Be Blind” 💘
- Money speak 💰
- Queen Grace be hired ⭐
Three month in, Her tHigh-ness leave showy & start own bawdy online dated/match service to score beau-coupe bucks.
Fairy blood new craze for designer offspring. Fairy be first-chose mates with brass disco balls & grand chest gland booby. Queen Grace award, grant lucky prize, heart & hands of many alone elfin to crack-pot, fat-cat contestants & match buyer.
Happy Boost — Story Abort ‘Nears’
Fable moral is? Never bring rifle to knife fight; ninja to snack fight; pillow to boxer short fight.
Bonus Comic Strip Round
Which of you elect to shout “Spoon!” to honor their goody buddy, Ticks? Ticks kicks fanny oddly. Ticks aside kicks Arthur is no funny or honey bunny. Holly admit early watch, adore Ticks flick.
I hope David Perlmutter leave private note on my novel looney-tuney hop of fancy. Power Bunny obviously alive too!🐇think pinky

Mil gracias to Smillew Rahcuef for his savvy perspective.
‘Disclaimer’
Though italics meant wrong or <valid 5-letter words, not swear no Wordy Fairy error. Dreck & dunno not in putative online Wordle list discovered after start write. Sorry.
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