WORDY FAIRY
What the Witch Medic Quack Order: A Brain Viand Story
Wordle invite U to the medical & body party

Tired of Wordle reads based on words U can’t enter daily? That’s no way to prep your smart, well-verse brain for play, stat. Mirth could occur if we evict sense. Holly trust Wordle-friendly words herein be no sweat distinguishable minus counting.¹
No strong vigor, woozy — sleep no goody? Maybe timer for touch-feely probe, ahead to afoot, young or aging, ready or not.
First, do no charm.
Top, Going Downy⤵️ — ‘Let’s Play Doctor’
Up North, Heady
- Skull solid, no break? Brain saner, witty, no fugue — mouth lucid, speak logic? Cheek ruddy rouge bloom aglow, or paler?
- Scalp scaly, itchy? Fuzzy friar tonsure — rhyme scald — or bushy, shiny crown glory hairy?
- Eerie heard noisy sound OK? Faint voice heard, tenor or other pitch range?
- Do nape of your knack needy shrub-downy or knead-type assistance from a Muddy intern?
- Nosey whiff, smell acrid scent. Mouth, teeth stink — why no minty fresh?
Midst Torso, Trunk
- Weigh-in chart. Lithe shape, or obese, en-large fatty liver, plump pudgy² belly? Un-earth cause if ruler out stout, too-heavy snack
- Apple or pear frame? Big-thigh-asset pear be model build for heart health. Edify XX patient if waist not ≤35" — man if not ≤40"
- Lungs clear? Colon polyp from fried non-vegan lunch bacon? Aback slump, spine twist?
- Women: Handy check 2 melon, grape-fruit for lumpy. If birth tribe be prone to Big C in chest gland, booby image scant be taken every yearn
Lower Downy — Ideal Doc Be Suave, Poise
- Any kinky sex skill issues to relay? No shame, blame; doc take notes for EHR/EMR use alone
- Manly parts OK — beefy gonad/bully balls, erect shaft? Sperm lazy or mobile? No groin strain, ED? ♂️Bluer spill be avail for blimp willy♂️
- Femme month cycle OK? Child-baron age — fallopian tubal, ovary, birth quell or rhyme method, bloat? Older — meno-pause, ladle-part juicy lower?
'discretion' aka 'private counseling' occur³ - How often waken to pee? Swoon aback to sleep?
- Gassy? In-speck fanny. Stool, scrap, bowel movie be utile, not runny?
Limbo & Far South, Afoot
- Watch skin for warty clump, other-color patch. If bound to couch or wheel-chair, guard again pressure ulcer
- Knock-kneed or agile, abled to exercise? Track daily steps jaunt?
- Boney dense testy if agree. Check for strong shank, ankle, tibia, femur. Handy abled to grasp w/o paint; wrist, elbow, bicep flex freely?
Alive Style & Habit
Wheat & Drink Query
- Daily bread include ample fiber, krill & olive oil?
- Scarf meaty mealy quick, usual to vomit? Anorexia nerve worry. See own doc ASAP
- Drink, drank H2O? Goody. Vital organ, basal cello benefit by water bathe — Drunk 100-proof vodka? Yes, it be clear too but U go to detox until tipsy be sober — Swill swell red swine or white twine merit debate another timer
Doc Wordy to Wiser
- Do U smoke, including cigar? Be nicer to your aorta
- Weary, snore aloud — bride or groom groan & gripe, sleep apart? Liken not low-irony tired blood. That be false renew. Maybe apnea! Order sleep study, CPAP might be of value
- If post-fetal wee kid be unfed, not latch, nurse, suggest new mom rent hospital-grade chest milky pump. Formula risky to find right now
An ounce of prevention be worth a pound of place-bo or quick fix. An apple today keeps the medic far a-field. A suture in timer savor ninth-er. Could press on but stead will call it a day, cease, stall, stand.⁴ Shall Wordle story trend? Stay scope.
‘Footnotes’ as end drawl weary
¹ Recap of ‘rules’ in A Wordle Brain ‘Prompt Promo’ Tease
Italics or single quotes identify invalid Wordle words unless they’re short. Symbols & numbers are not puzzling. Youth, elder, & U be smart, glean, catch drift.
² Oddly, these words be Wordle-friendly. Weird that NY Times not disallow abort & fetal in the US along with fetus.
³ Ladles!** Try an iso-osmolar, no parabens lube. FYI, hymen be valid. **Inspirational credit: Lisa M Peppan’s Ladles & Jelly Spoon FB posts.
⁴ Bonus for those surgeons who crave Wordle words containing C, U, & T in that order: acute, uncut, recut, cutie.
‘Disclaimer’ while end close in
Un-known if COBRA cover. Do not count on this story for real medical stuff. Though italics meant wrong or <valid 5-letter words, not pinky swear no Wordy Fairy error. Depressingly, viand be not in online Wordle list prescribed after start write.

As write buddy & White ‘Coati-mundi’-sport Smillew
said else where, only boozy dopey Boomer boobies or rubber baby buggy bumpers be still plane Wordle. Would he lie? Per Rahcuef, ‘delete these words from your writings’
Now plane below: my older Wordle story + extra

