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Rogut Trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you are getting. Buy one, and you will join a very exclusive community that is available to everyone.</p><p id="c1f8">It's my community, and I think it's something you are going to like and you are going to like it a lot because I have already written the reviews that say you did.</p><p id="1116">They also make perfect gifts for the people you hate the most in your life because this is worse than getting them nothing. So you can <a href="https://ko-fi.com/gabyrogut">buy them</a> with your credit card or crypto, although I'm also accepting leftover bacon and whatever you couldn't scrap from the bottom of your coconut oil jar.</p><p id="540d">All you need is an email address that I will definitively use for nefarious purposes.</p><p id="1bdc">Go to <a href="https://ko-fi.com/gabyrogut">CollectGbRogutCards.you.are.adummy</a> and buy your GB Rogut Digital Trading Cards right now before they all are gone, and they will not be gone because I'll just make more once you fools have bought the first edition.</p><p id="6ccc">This is my first Official GB Rogut Trading Card NFT collection, and you get a chance to meet me**.</p><p id="dec7">Go to <a href="https://ko-fi.com/gabyrogut">CollectGbRogutCards.you.are.adummy</a> right now, and remember Christmas is coming, and this makes the most terrible Christmas gift anyone could have ever envisioned.</p><figure id="d68b"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*UHCpEBSibKeXnfYTLkh9rA.png"><figcaption>Image by the author and, thanks to Canva, featuring El Angel de la Independencia</figcaption></figure><p id="a610"><i>* Disclaimer #1: the meeting is actually with my 14-year-old son, and I will need you to explain to him why I'm having a vacation in The Bahamas with <a href="https://hogantorah.com/">my boyfriend</a> instead of spending Christmas with him. Thank you, you'll be doing me a solid!</i></p><p id="7165"><i>** Disclaimer #2: No, dummy, you will not be getting to meet me. I'm in The Bahamas, remember

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GB Rogut Superhero Trading Cards for Only $99

It's my community, and I think it's something you are going to like, and you are going to like it a lot.

Hello, everyone. This is GB Rogut, hopefully, your favorite writer of all time, better than Hemingway, better than Judy Blume, with an important announcement to make.

I'm doing my first official GB Rogut NFT collection right here and right now. They are called GB Rogut Trading Cards. These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It's been very exciting.

You can collect your GB Rogut digital cards just like your emotional support screenshots you never look at or all the other trash you keep in your hard drive.

Here's one of the best parts: each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like getting to stare at my boobs. I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have. Or yoga with you and a group of your friends in one of the two rooms in my apartment, although the kitchen floor is available too.

Don't worry; they are cold and dirty because I haven't cleaned my apartment since Daylight Saving Time hit us again in all of its darkness.

I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting*, autographing memorabilia like the napkin I used this morning to wipe my mouth during breakfast, and so much more.

We're doing a lot.

Image by the author with a little help from the Canva stock image bank

My official GB Rogut Trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you are getting. Buy one, and you will join a very exclusive community that is available to everyone.

It's my community, and I think it's something you are going to like and you are going to like it a lot because I have already written the reviews that say you did.

They also make perfect gifts for the people you hate the most in your life because this is worse than getting them nothing. So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto, although I'm also accepting leftover bacon and whatever you couldn't scrap from the bottom of your coconut oil jar.

All you need is an email address that I will definitively use for nefarious purposes.

Go to CollectGbRogutCards.you.are.adummy and buy your GB Rogut Digital Trading Cards right now before they all are gone, and they will not be gone because I'll just make more once you fools have bought the first edition.

This is my first Official GB Rogut Trading Card NFT collection, and you get a chance to meet me**.

Go to CollectGbRogutCards.you.are.adummy right now, and remember Christmas is coming, and this makes the most terrible Christmas gift anyone could have ever envisioned.

Image by the author and, thanks to Canva, featuring El Angel de la Independencia

* Disclaimer #1: the meeting is actually with my 14-year-old son, and I will need you to explain to him why I'm having a vacation in The Bahamas with my boyfriend instead of spending Christmas with him. Thank you, you'll be doing me a solid!

** Disclaimer #2: No, dummy, you will not be getting to meet me. I'm in The Bahamas, remember?

Oh, the Places Your Ass'll Go!

It was not artsy but rather a bit fartsy

medium.com

I'm the CGI Artist in Charge of Deleting Boners From Marvel Movies

It is a hard job, but someone has to do it

medium.com

Join Medium with my referral link - GB Rogut

Read every TMI story from GB Rogut Your membership fee directly supports GB Rogut and her nasty habit of adding butter…

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