Famous Medium Writer Forgets the Name of The Boss

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“Say my name,” he ordered.</p><p id="51bd">“Tondy Sabblemine?”</p><p id="cf09">“Say my name, or I shadowban your ass,” the CEO replied.</p><p id="00ef">“Tallahassee Sanibline?”</p><p id="beab">“Stop playing with me. You’re one wrong answer away from losing all your claps,” the boss said, his voice sharp as a double-edged straw.</p><p id="5e29">“But, Mister Toffiffee Sugarline, it’s not my fault! It’s the stats!! I check them all the time and can’t remember anything else. I’m so sorry.”</p><p id="872d">According to the video surveillance tapes we accessed, Jay was then forced to watch all of his claps disappear as Tobby Stunnlenibe unclapped them, one by one.</p><p id="c0cd">We cannot imagine the horror. You can send your thoughts and prayers for <a href="undefined">Jay</a> here:</p><div id="be49" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/breaking-news-medium-writer-discovers-followers-dark-secret-daa3a21b4a6d"> <div> <div> <h2>Breaking News: Medium Writer Discovers Followers’ Dark Secret</h2> <div><h3>Follow-for-follow under scrutiny</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*99E0lKeyOmDtvZ-6)"></div>

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Wednesday, 1 March 2023, Colorado Springs, USA. It is yet another sad example of what addiction to stats and claps can do to a Medium writer. Jay C Not So Well — a famous Medium writer, asked us to remain anonymous, so we skillfully disguised his name.

It all happened yesterday when Jay wrongly called Medium CEO Toby Satirebine in a story. Immediately, alarms rang in Medium HQ, and ChatGPT-driven drones took off. Only a few minutes later, Jay, who happened to be begging for claps around the corner, was caught and brought swiftly back to the HQ.

Without time for a toffee, security guards locked him in the interrogation room where the Medium CEO waited for Jay.

“Say my name,” he ordered.

“Tondy Sabblemine?”

“Say my name, or I shadowban your ass,” the CEO replied.

“Tallahassee Sanibline?”

“Stop playing with me. You’re one wrong answer away from losing all your claps,” the boss said, his voice sharp as a double-edged straw.

“But, Mister Toffiffee Sugarline, it’s not my fault! It’s the stats!! I check them all the time and can’t remember anything else. I’m so sorry.”

According to the video surveillance tapes we accessed, Jay was then forced to watch all of his claps disappear as Tobby Stunnlenibe unclapped them, one by one.

We cannot imagine the horror. You can send your thoughts and prayers for Jay here:

Would you like to know more about The Grandma News (find them all here)?— It’s a writing prompt by Bradan Writes Stories.

Grandma Smillew loves her afternoon cup of cocoa, scrabble, and her grandson, Smillew Rahcuef. She’s also a pink belt in social media and marketing strategies. If you want to make her happy, write for one of her publications: All About Medium and Grandma Power.

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Famous Medium Writer Forgets the Name of The Boss

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