Days of the Week in Quotes: Thursday

Rapidly sliding into the weekend

One more day in the workweek, one day closer to the coveted weekend and, hopefully, some time to relax. These quotes are about Thursday, the day when the weekend is on a downhill slide.

1. “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” -John Farley

2. “Make it your goal to make someone smile on this Thursday. By a small act of kindness, you could change a person’s life in a way you may not even realize.” -Catherine Pulsifer

3. “And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.” -Spike Milligan

4. “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” -April Winchell

5. “Taco Tuesday is followed by Whiskey Wednesday and Thirsty Thursday.” -Internet meme

6. “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” -Howie Mandel

7. “Thursday comes and the week’s gone.” -George Herbert

8. “This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” -Douglas Adams

9. “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” -Dimitri Martin

10. “You can quit anything on a Thursday.” -Bob Goff

11. “As long as the weekend was a disease of only the rich, I restrained myself from saying anything about it. But now that practically everybody in America commences to degenerate every Thursday noon, not to recover until about the following Wednesday evening, I think it is time I took the matter up…Thursday morning is about the only part of the working week that is left….” -Don Herold

12. “On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.” -William Henry Bragg

13. “How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time wasters.” -Byron Pulsifer

14. “Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.” -Jef Raskin

15. “Thursday is end day in weekend. Today you are so tired, will think about how your week was, and how will go on Thursday. With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything.” -Wayne Dyer

16. “Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time, that meant Thursday.” -Cher

17. “You have casual Fridays. Those of us who work at home have shaveless Mondays…deodorantless Tuesdays…sockless Wednesdays…and of course, topless Thursdays.” -Rob Harrell

18. “There are so many days in a week, but my favorite is still Thursday because it is totally fabulous.” -Unknown

19. “Thursday is one day closer to my expectation that everything I have done through the week culminates in progress.” -Byron Pulsifer

20. “By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.” -William Scranton

21. “Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.” -Unknown

22. “Happy Thursday! Greet your problems and decisions with peace and calm. Use your inner wisdom to evaluate and make smart decisions for yourself! You got this!” -Tracey Edmonds

23. “Start your Thursday with an attitude of optimism. It’s going to be a good day!” -Kate Summers

24. “Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” -Elisse Boyd

25. “I buried my dad on a Thursday and showed up for work on Friday.” -John Schnatter

26. “Wednesday’s just the middle of the week, Friday is just another payday, the weekend’s just another heyday, but Thursday’s surreptitiously unique.” -D. Kortchmar Nilsson

27. “Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.” -Nicco French

28. “Thursday is a day to admit your mistakes and try to improve.” -Byron Pulsifer

29. “And whether it is Thursday or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.” -John Ashbery

30. “Last winter when I was coming home from church one Thursday evening, I saw somebody run around the house again. I told my father of that.” -Lizzie Andrew Borden

31. “Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.” -Kate Summers

32. “It’s Thursday, think positive and positive things will start happening.” -Unknown

33. “Thursday night football should be illegal.” -Doug Baldwin

34. “On this Thursday take nothing for granted. Look around and show gratitude for your work, your family, and your friends.” -Theodore W. Higginsworth

35. “Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much happier when you speak and act with kindness. Share a smile and make it a great day.” -Tracey Edmonds

36. “Twas on a Holy Thursday their innocent faces clean The children walking two & two in red & blue & green Grey headed beadles walked before with wands as white as snow Till into the high dome of Pauls they like Thames waters flow.” -William Blake

37. “It’s never too late to start over. Make today worth it. Happy Thursday.” -Unknown

38. “Twas on the Thursday morning, on the first month of the year, When there befell the thing that well May rend the heart to hear.” -Joseph Skipsey

39. “On Thursday noon I liked you well, And fondly felt that we must dwell Not far apart, whatever befell.” -Thomas Hardy

40. “Life is made out of Thursday afternoons. You just keep having them one after the other and let everything else take care of itself.” -Tim Tharp

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