Days of the Week in Quotes: Wednesday

Getting over the hump of the week

You’ve made it to the middle of the week and you’re sliding fast into the weekend. But not so fast! You still have a bit of the workweek to get through. These quotes are about Wednesday, hump day, the day that makes you begin to look forward to the week’s end.

1. “Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.” -Internet meme

2. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” -Dane Cook

3. “‘Do you believe in evil, Mr. Box?’” said my companion, grinding his jaw and looking at the couple with unfeigned contempt.

‘Only on Wednesdays.’” -Mark Gatiss

4. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” -Lee Fox Williams

5. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” -John Wyndham

6. “Hump day: Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.” -Unknown

7. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” -A.A. Milne

8. “Lousy Wednesday… Sweet Thursday… Waiting Friday…” -John Steinbeck

9. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” -Robert A. Heinlein 10. “Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.” -Anthony Hawes

11. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” -George Carlin

12. “Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” -Max Lucado

13. “Home may be where the heart is but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.” -Walker Percy

14. “To some, it’s hump day. To us, it’s Wednesdays getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” -Dwayne Johnson

15. “I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what color Wednesday is.” -A.S. Byatt

16. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” -Kit Williams

17. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” -Anthony T. Hincks

18. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” -Demetri Martin

19. “Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all. Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” -English proverb

20. “Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value, but it gives joy to each person you meet.” -Byron Pulsifer

21. “On Wednesday they’re feelin’ fine again, And they’re workin’ like a dog and diggin’ in.” -Johnny Cash

22. “Keep calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.” -Unknown

23. “When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, And continued so all the live long day.” -William Topaz McGonagall

24. “He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” -T.J. Klune

25. “Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” -William Shakespeare

26. “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” -Walter Moers

27. “Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people….Fennel… smelling of changes to come.” -Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

28. “Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slid to the end of the workweek. Give it all you got this Wednesday!” -Catherine Pulsifer

29. “By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.” -Unknown

30. “Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.” -Kurt Vonnegut

31. “Only an obsessional procrastinator would cry, ‘Let’s run for our lives, but not till Wednesday afternoon.’” -John Cleese

32. “If I love you Wednesday, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday — so much is true.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay

33. “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” -Kevin Eubanks

34. “This is proof that Monday wants me dead….Wednesday wouldn’t do this to me. It’s laid back. Friday actually likes me! But Monday is a bitter, backstabbing treacherous day.” -Arthur Daigle

35. “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” -Samuel Beckett

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