17 Hilarious Jokes That Will Test Your English Language Skills To The Limits
If you get all of these, you can claim to be an English master
If you love the English language, and think you know good grammar and punctuation, these 17 jokes are for you.
Disclaimer: the author cannot be held accountable for any frustrations felt at not being able to get these jokes.
Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes? They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.
No person who knows grammar can claim to do so unless they understand the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
What is the longest word in the English language? “smiles”… The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Why is the Oxford comma always so sad? Because it never feels like it’s in the right place even when it is.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
The past, the present, and the future walk into the bar. It was tense.
Simple riddle: a word in this sentence is misspelled.
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
What is the longest sentence in the English language? I do.
Nothing in the English language starts with N and ends in G. (Before you start listing words that do, think about it… Really think about it…)
I once met a girl who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels. I tried to explain to her that she was wrong, but she refuses to accept criticism.
What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they’re
What’s the best way to provoke a lover of the English language. Tell them that there wrong about grammar being important. (If you blink, you’ll miss this joke, if you still missed it, look at the previous joke…)
A royalist said to his friend: “Don’t you know the Queen’s English?” “Why, yes,” his friend replied, “I’d heard she was.”
A guy sends the following text to the family chat: “Let’s eat Grandma!” His mother replies: “That’s let’s eat, Grandma.” Punctuation saves lives!
Before visiting the lion, an English professor said to his students: “Make certain you understand the difference between your dinner and you’re dinner.” All students but one got it, that student was never seen again.
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