33 Of The Best Knock-Knock Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day
33 hilariously clever Knock-Knock jokes that will make you both laugh and groan in equal measure
Not even the greatest scientists of the world can work out what makes a Knock-Knock joke so funny. Ironically, that is what makes them so funny. Here are 33 of the best Knock-Knock jokes.
Disclaimer: beware, much groan-inducing content ahead.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It’s pointless.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunchtime!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I’m bacon. I’m bacon who? You’re Jamaican too? Small world.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu you let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, Knock Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell… that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing partaking in such terrible jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Me obviously!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stickup!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? No, Theodore is stuck. Open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? You of course. Give me your money!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? Wait, you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2-D2, of course.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Love. Love who? Whoa don’t be so forward, we’ve only just met.
Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Cool, okay, knock, knock. Who’s there? You didn’t remember me.
And just for fun, a NSFW one:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? May I come in? May I come in who? Not until we have a serious discussion about birth control.
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