41 Hilariously Bad Chat Up Lines to Rock Your Date’s Night
The lines bestowed in this post may either empower or destroy your quest for love… Use them wisely
Everyone loves a good chat-up line, I think anyhow… These are forty-one chat-up lines that I have come across over the years that I believe to be the best — or at least the funniest.
Disclaimer: much cringe-worthy cheese ahead.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I hear you’re into saving the environment. Want to save water by showering together?
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun.
If ever you’re feeling off, I’m happy to come turn you on!
Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you all night long.
Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a parking ticket? ’Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
I used to think there was nothing hotter than the sun. Then I met you.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
My mother said that if I wasn’t in bed by twelve I was to come home. I don’t want to go home so can I come to bed with you?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
I’m in a real bind, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
A few sweet ones to finish with
I used to think there was nothing more beautiful than a sunset. You proved me wrong.
I never really understood what it meant to feel alive. Now I do.
I spent my whole life looking for a reason to live. Now I have one.
Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you an angel? It’s just every time I’m with you I feel like we’re floating in the clouds.
A cringe-worthy one to actually finish with
After a night with me, you will be like butter: well spread.
And a retort to it because you know, why not
After a line like that the only thing you’ll be spreading is a fleshlight.
Final words
Be warned, use any of these at your peril, especially the last one. In fact, never use the last one, like ever. Evvvver. Though do feel free to use the retort.
That’s all from me, thanks for reading!
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