22 Hilariously Bad Jokes That Will Make You Smile
The only thing better than a good joke, is a bad joke that’s good
There are lots of great jokes out there, there are also a lot of bad ones. Just for fun I thought I would share some of the bad ones that I have come across over the years, specifically the ones that are so terrible that they are somehow funny.
Disclaimer: bad jokes ahead, some of which are borderline non-PC, so keep in mind these are just for fun.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it was too chicken.
The guy said that is one sexy ass.
The donkey said stop objectifying me.
Why is it pointless to tell a blonde to lighten up?
Because they’re blonde.
Why do men not turn into crazy old cat men?
Because women have all the pussies.
What starts as black and slowly fades to white?
The answer is too non-PC. Sorry.
What starts as white but slowly fades to black?
The answer is too non-PC. Sorry.
What starts as black and stays black?
The answer is too non-PC. Sorry.
What starts as white and stays white?
The answer is too non-PC. Sorry.
Seriously, can you not just tell me the answers?
The answer is too non-PC. Sorry.
What makes a good leader?
Someone who does what they’re told.
Why are cemeteries surrounded by gates?
Because there are so many people dying to get in.
How do you get a person to read a book on reverse psychology?
By telling them not to read it.
What’s the best thing about England?
I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
Is it true ants never get sick?
I don’t know, but they sure as hell have anty-bodies.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why do women love dogs?
Because they do as they’re told.
Why do men love dogs?
Because they don’t talk back.
Why do dogs love humans?
They don’t, they just like biscuits.
When is a door not actually a door?
When it’s ajar.
Why do the right always beat the left?
Because the left think that the right way is the wrong way.
Why are communist jokes never funny?
Because for them to work, everyone has to get them.
What is a house’s favourite outfit?
Address!
Why has the online world made the world such a scary place?
Because everyone is being followed.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You are.
You are who?
No you are there.
Why do some think it’s sexist that manslaughter is illegal?
Well if women can laugh, why can’t men?
How come nothing rhymes with orange?
What? Nothing doesn’t rhyme with orange?
If it takes one man to change a lightbulb, how many feminists does it take?
Depends on whether it’s a male or female feminist.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up.
And with that one, I’m done. Thanks for reading! And remember, if you use any of these jokes expect much eyebrow-raising, headshaking, and hah hah’s.
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