30 Hilarious Scientific Jokes That Will Test Your Intelligence to the Limits
If you get all of these, you can claim to be a genius
Think yourself to be a genius and a science type? Here is your chance to find out, because if you get these 30 hilarious jokes then you are probably a genius or at least super intelligent!
Disclaimer: I can’t promise getting all these jokes proves you are genius or even intelligent, but I can theorise that it means you’re likely of high intellect… Maybe… And thus if you get them all, you can claim to be an intellectual genius… Maybe…
I read a book on antigravity. I couldn’t put it down!
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? Sorry! My fault.
A horse walks into a bar and says: “On a right angle triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”
The barman says: “Y, the long face.”
Einstein loved horror movies. But he always used to sit really close to the screen, because he hated the idea of spooky action at a distance.
What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes.
When is red not red?
When it is infrared.
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise, I would have died without it.”
Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?
To see Pluto.
Argon walks into a bar. The barman says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Argon doesn’t react.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Why do mathematicians struggle with dating?
Because they can’t solve the equation of love.
What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.
Statisticians never die. They just get broken down by age and sex.
Hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.
What did one ion say to another?
I’ve got my ion you.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer.
The bartender replies: “For you, no charge.”
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A reprimand from the scientific integrity and professional ethics committee.
Why is it bad to trust atoms?
They make up everything.
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
“You guys have no life.”
What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play?
Twister.
What kinds of books do planets usually like to read?
Comet books.
How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times?
Because she has a lot of rings.
What did the tree wear to his friend’s pool party?
Swimming trunks.
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!
(Oxygen in the periodic table is O, magnesium is Mg)
The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live. He advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo. The woman asks, “Will this cure my illness?”
“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will make six months seem like a very long time.”
After sex, one behaviorist turned to another behaviorist and said, “That was great for you, but how was it for me?”
(Behaviorism puts scientific observation of behavior above theorizing about unobservables like thoughts, feelings, and beliefs. So, since the guy couldn’t observe himself, he refused to opine whether or not he had fun because his answer could not be trusted, but his partner's answer could be as it would have been formed through observation. Make sense now? Hilarious I know! I think…)
Q: What was the name of the first Electricity Detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms.
What do priests say at funerals for boiling water?
Rest in peace, you will be mist.
Why do antibiotics feel left behind in the modern world?
Because they will never go viral.
That’s all from me, thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this post, you may also enjoy the following:
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