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“Look-at-me-I’m-a-time-traveler-who-was-in-a-Medium.coma-for-three-years” posts.</p><p id="cdb1">Stephanie: You’re the smart one, Lucy.</p><p id="2517">Lucy: Damn, right.</p><h2 id="1247">Day 3:</h2><p id="5188">Lucy: I published my foto journal of Lake Tahoe on June 30, 2022. I only made 36 cents??? Where is the manager of Medium?</p><div id="8e6c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/lucys-morning-off-lake-tahoe-f5ca699760e1"> <div> <div> <h2>lucy’s morning off : lake tahoe</h2> <div><h3>lucky dog. we live about 45 minutes downhill from NV beach, aka, paradise.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*sR_BKoRfzXJsejcaD9zrUg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="c02d">Lucy: What about this one?</p><div id="75fe" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/carrie-ann-commander-lucy-goosey-reporting-from-mars-510f3d225c46"> <div> <div> <h2>carrie ann & commander lucy goosey™reporting from mars</h2> <div><h3>­give us this day . . .pan fresh from earth daily. y queso, frutas frescas.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Ae7BLUFE_V9t-xvZKu9yMA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="9e66">Stephanie: 27 cents, Lucy.</p><p id="d39f">Lucy: I am the first pup on Mars. I do an exclusive with Medium.earth, and I only made 27 cents?</p><p id="aa0e">Stephanie: Lo siento, Lucy.</p><h2 id="9e1f">Day 4:</h2><p id="f649">Lucy: Ziggy and my ‘Scrabble Challenge’?</p><div id="7a05" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/smillews-scrabble-challenge-8cf8a5956868"> <div> <div> <h2>smillew’s scrabble challenge</h2> <div><h3>round four — by lucy furr and ziggy bear</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*GzyYNSovUfV6qhbfAF7W5A.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="a6a6">Stephanie: $1.25.</p><p id="7baf">Lucy: Not bad. It’s always worthwhile to work with <a href="undefined">Smillew</a>.</p><h2 id="31a0">Day 5:</h2><p id="8c54">Lucy: One from our on-going saga to get together with <a href="undefined">Robert</a>’s Rex?</p><div id="2590" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dear-rex-lo-siento-i-cannae-leave-calzoncillos-mi-familia-needs-me-cef3eb859053"> <div> <div> <h2>dear rex: lo siento, i cannae leave calzoncillos; mi familia needs me</h2> <div><h3>‘what’s this strange chalk drawing?’ lucy’s moment of zen.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*BC3lHnlr6A_YaOHgI0BV3g.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="3cbb">Stephanie: Are you sure you really want to know?</p><p id="3cf7">Lucy: How bad is it?</p><p id="b7ac">Stephanie: 35 cents.</p><p id="391a">Lucy: I’m working really hard on these foto journa

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ls for Medium.madness, and I Medium.rarely make 1. This is bumming me out.</p><h2 id="987c">Day 6:</h2><p id="674d">Lucy: This one?</p><div id="4d57" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/wheres-ziggy-bear-1e5c58141897"> <div> <div> <h2>where’s ziggy bear?</h2> <div><h3>lucy: have you seen ziggy, toods?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*q5D11q_ZFinsciT6KuBlKg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="6eaa">Stephanie: 62 cents.</p><p id="b631">Lucy: What about this one?</p><div id="f089" class="link-block"> <a href="https://annjames-20427.medium.com/what-do-you-mean-i-cant-come-in-93a51284e4a4"> <div> <div> <h2>“What do you mean I can’t come in?”</h2> <div><h3>undefined</h3></div> <div><p>undefined</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*0GCdMmThFsgh3lhJw0OOEQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="4e51">Stephanie: 1.72.</p><p id="be5c">Lucy: It’s just a foto and a caption from 2019. <b>Did Medium pay better in the good old days?</b></p><h2 id="9060">Day 7:</h2><div id="1b3a" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dear-rex-robert-patrick-shen-and-annie-698b070a3241"> <div> <div> <h2>dear rex, Robert, Patrick, shen, and Annie</h2> <div><h3>carrie ann is a bitch.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*dbHYFCfn-B3Vfrn23XJrJg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="6cdb">Stephanie: 14 cents.</p><p id="52e5">Lucy: What the —</p><p id="50a3">Stephanie: — You were plotting to kill me sister —</p><p id="4613">Lucy: So?</p><div id="32e7" class="link-block"> <a href="https://annjames-20427.medium.com/list/9793595582ac"> <div> <div> <h2>Lucy & Ziggy & Toodles & Rex</h2> <div><h3>when your dogs and their k-9 friends are better writers than you are</h3></div> <div><p>annjames-20427.medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*93511351461750ad47dc204bf9772e3bb9ce76ed.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="1454"><b><i>Dead or Alive? </i></b><i>We will publish a story every 24 hours as long as we can. Help us stay alive; submit a story today!</i></p><div id="0e68" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dead-or-alive-a-new-temporary-publication-on-medium-c917fb2f6903"> <div> <div> <h2>Dead Or Alive — A New (Temporary) Publication on Medium</h2> <div><h3>Join us today</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*MbtrbZBAxZlq4HM-i-oCOA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

#8 — 1,001 calzoncillos nights : week 2 : stephanie and lucy

Lucy’s Tales

Lucy, aka, Lucy Goosey, Lucy Furr, the Lab with Attitude, My Forever Puppy

Jamie and Lucy at Lake Tahoe

Day 1:

Lucy: What is it you want me to do? Write for Medium.rare seven days straight? Let me think about it. (.333 smillewseconds later) NO!!!

I started writing for Medium.coma four years ago. That’s 28 in dog years. I’m done. It’s your turn for the next 28 years.

Stephanie: Perro, por favor, Lucy.

Lucy: Now, you can’t speak English?

Stephanie: But, please, Lucy.

Lucy: You can’t spell worth shit. Perro with two ‘r’s is “dog”. Pero with one ‘r’ is “but”. You know a good way to remember?

Stephanie: What’s that?

Lucy: “Perro”. “RR — ” That’s me growling at you.

Stephanie: Lucy Goosey. I really need your help.

Lucy: Do you know why I’m growling at you? Do you remember what happened yesterday when I took you for a walk to the park?

Stephanie: Yes, I laughed at you. You were barking at the moon, because it was out during the day.

Lucy: Is the moon supposed to be out during the day?

Stephanie: It’s reflecting light from the sun, so it’s brighter than the sky in daytime or at night.

Lucy: I didn’t know that, perro I’m still not writing for Medium.

Stephanie: Grandma Smillew said you can post your old stories. You have so many good ones.

Lucy: I love Grandma Smillew.

Stephanie: So, you’ll do it?

Lucy: For grandma.

Lucy: This was my first post on Medium.beach. Published on January 16, 2019. 139 views. I earned $2.50. You never paid me, Stephanie, wtf?

Stephanie: Mañana, lucy, mañana.

Lucy: I’ve heard that before. Hey, lookie there, I had 1k+ claps.

Day 2:

This was my tribute to Jamie. She taught me everything she knew. Then she went to heaven. . . Did I make any Medium.moolah with this one?

Stephanie: $1.95.

Lucy: Way better than you with your dumb ass “Look-at-me-I’m-a-time-traveler-who-was-in-a-Medium.coma-for-three-years” posts.

Stephanie: You’re the smart one, Lucy.

Lucy: Damn, right.

Day 3:

Lucy: I published my foto journal of Lake Tahoe on June 30, 2022. I only made 36 cents??? Where is the manager of Medium?

Lucy: What about this one?

Stephanie: 27 cents, Lucy.

Lucy: I am the first pup on Mars. I do an exclusive with Medium.earth, and I only made 27 cents?

Stephanie: Lo siento, Lucy.

Day 4:

Lucy: Ziggy and my ‘Scrabble Challenge’?

Stephanie: $1.25.

Lucy: Not bad. It’s always worthwhile to work with Smillew.

Day 5:

Lucy: One from our on-going saga to get together with Robert’s Rex?

Stephanie: Are you sure you really want to know?

Lucy: How bad is it?

Stephanie: 35 cents.

Lucy: I’m working really hard on these foto journals for Medium.madness, and I Medium.rarely make $1. This is bumming me out.

Day 6:

Lucy: This one?

Stephanie: 62 cents.

Lucy: What about this one?

Stephanie: $1.72.

Lucy: It’s just a foto and a caption from 2019. Did Medium pay better in the good old days?

Day 7:

Stephanie: 14 cents.

Lucy: What the —

Stephanie: — You were plotting to kill me sister —

Lucy: So?

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