dear rex: lo siento, i cannae leave calzoncillos; mi familia needs me

‘what’s this strange chalk drawing?’ lucy’s moment of zen.

Dozy? reminding carrie ann to micro dose? reminding anacita to take benadryl?

‘lucy, it’s h20; reminds me where the sprinkler head is so that i donnae run over it with the wheelbarrow when i’m burying politicians in the back yard.’

‘that’s a relief. i’ll take my nap now.’

helping carrie ann put pavers in place.

‘my toy. mine.’

‘piss off, ziggy.’

‘i’m protecting lucy from the one-eyed owl and whatever the hell is in this vinca while she naps. again.

‘one more song before we part, my love. ziggy dedicated it to me when we first met. it always makes me happy.’ siempre me hace feliz. in case you donnae understand español: “i’m not a sailor. i’m a captain.” he’s a lying dog.

xoxo

lucy