#3 — Jennifer Lawrence and 100 Things You Can’t Fuck With

Jennifer Lawrence says she “can’t fuck with people who aren’t political” as the latest celebrity to grace the cover of Vogue. And yet many people can. Power is attractive. Values are thrown aside when it comes to hoisting yourself up the social ladder.

Ignoring all that, here’s a shitty listicle of 100 other things you can’t fuck with.

1. The military
2. Austerity
3. Gun control
4. Hogan Torah
5. Rampant Trump supporters
6. Meat loaf
7. Sugartits
8. Linkedin Policy
9. Facebook fuckery
10. Elon Musk
11. John Fucking Cena
12. Oil barons
13. The tobacco industry
14. NRA
15. Oligarchs
16. Sportwashing
17. Saudi Arabia
18. Qatar
19. QAnon supporters
20. A free press
21. Gravity
22. Jim Hopper
23. Chimpanzees
24. A swarm of bees
25. Sleeping babies
26. IRS
27. Grizzlies
28. Smillew Rahcuef
29. Jessica Wildfire
30. Fiberglass
31. Chuck Norris
32. Sharks
33. Meringues
34. Disney heritage
35. The color Pink
36. Obscure listicles
37. Reuben Salsa
38. The dead
39. The dying
40. The immorally corruptible
41. Card counters
42. The mob
43. Italian fashion
44. Snakes on a plane
45. Icebergs
46. Worms in dark caves with teeth as big as fists and eyes that glow
47. Frying pans
48. Sous chefs
49. Steak knives
50. An Israeli / Palestine conversation
51. Barbie
52. Sycophantic colleagues
53. Writers on heat
54. Dogs on heat
55. Liam M on heat
56. The apocalypse
57. The energy crisis
58. Any world series that doesn’t involve the world
59. Old people driving
60. Teens on drugs
61. Horny teens on drugs
62. Axe-wielding horny teens on drugs
63. A feral cat
64. Film critics
65. Listicles
66. Gimps
67. Your Reflection
68. Unarmed women with their boobs out
69. Unarmed men with their todgers dangling
70. Naked people of any size
71. Hooded people
72. Hooded monkeys
73. Hooded rhinos
74. That sinking feeling
75. Dystopian realities
76. Hairless dogs
77. Strawberry ice-cream
78. Mongolia
79. China
80. Steve Martin
81. The glue that holds the fabric of the universe
82. Swearing
83. Hustle culture
84. Numbnuts Andrew Tate
85. The ocean
86. The Amazon rainforest
87. Meat eaters
88. Tarantulas
89. Feeding frenzies
90. The fog
91. A good rogering
92. Sunshine
93. Beyonce
94. A Twitter feud
95. Sean Kernan
96. Father Christmas
97. All religious mythologies
98. Tanks
99. Enraged soccer moms
100. This list