2024 Coming Attractions: Women Show the Bros What’s Attractive

Oh my gracious, it’s that time again and I suppose I’ll have to remember to write 24 instead of 23, which means we’ve changed from one year to the next. I don’t know about you, but I surely am glad to have this one behind us. It was a year to remember no doubt. How historically significant must it be for an Ex-President of the United States to find himself indicted for over 90 felony counts? If that don’t beat all, there’s even more. That New York flim-flam man pulled the wool over the eyes of a surprising number of good, common sense-adhering citizens, to the point that they sent him their hard-earned dollars so he can keep his billionaire-butt out of jail. He sells them trading cards at outrageous prices, and they buy them. He claims to want to be dictator for a day, and they lap it up. I have one question for all those folks. What in the hell did you do with the common sense the good Lord gave you?

I’ve heard some of you going so far as to say that con man is doing God’s work. Are you kidding? How in the name of Sam Hill do you get to that momentous conclusion? Here’s the thing. If you’re that far into this religion I have to give it to you. It is your right, no doubt at all. I have to agree that you are all grown-adults and have clearly considered all the consequences of allowing that man whose own staff has stated, under oath no less, that he is unfit for the office of President. Yes I know, you think he cares about you. And so do I, that’s why I’m going to let you all in on the next big thing. Alfalfa sprouts. Yessiree Bob! You need to plant all that corn acreage in alfalfa sprouts and get out there every day to collect those millions growing on any section you can get your hands on. Alfalfa seed is cheap, guys. Don’t miss out. What? It ain’t no more silly than you going on about how your favorite TV meanie is going to save the country from brown people or you won’t be white any more. So, go on ahead and vote for your Orange Jesus. I hope you win. You deserve what you’ll get simply because you knew it was coming and were too apathetic to do anything about it.

That was last year. Like you, I’m glad it’s over. I don’t care to bring it forward and I doubt you do either. So, let’s deal with the present now of this coming year. I won’t mind seeing Marty Boy go on to greener pastures. If you remember back in the day, the same thing happened to Devin Nunes. Mike and the Theocrats have a couple of gigs coming up this month and next. Watch for Republicans to muzzle Margie so they can get something done. Andy Biggs might not last long either. Could be that Arizona is not happy with Congressman Biggs. Seems he called the Arizona Secretary of State to make the same request that a certain Mr. Big made to the Georgia Secretary of State. Stay tuned. The Supreme Court is pretty much boxed into a corner. They have to shit or get off the pot, to put it in the vernacular. They really have no choice but to hold 45 accountable for his actions, even if Mrs. Justice Thomas did encourage him to do the coup deed.

Can’t be too sure about this one, but it does look like the Russian economy is in enough trouble to totally fail. There is another thread that follows the desire of certain US politicians touting dictatorship, will come to his aid. That is a long shot, given the world economy is in play with all of this. Israel’s president will survive the war, but not for long. He’s going to be treated as a war criminal in spite of what Biden can try to do. Biden will undoubtedly have to make nice with the vast Muslim world, especially after he supported Israel’s knee jerk reaction to the most horrendous of crimes. Patience would have been of value in spite of political expediency, but hindsight is not at all helpful until the dust settles and the smoke clears.

The biggest stories of the coming year will certainly be about 45 trying to become 47. I don’t see how that actually happens, but there is a thread leading into the future that the media loves which brings about that 45 to 47 thing in spades. I don’t see that thread surviving the year. Taylor Swift might just become the monster Charlie Kirk and the Bros are afraid she is. Hell, she might even marry her favorite tight end. Wouldn’t that tan certain male appendages?

One of the most interesting threads of the coming year is if we can arrive at the answer as to why women are or are not attracted to the conscious-only mindset so prevalent in the bro demographic. It is not likely that answer will be apparent until after the election. It seems to me to be inevitable that women are going to sound off loud and clear about abortion which is going to be on the ballot, front and center.

Something that will put that issue on everyone’s plate is anti-abortion legislation which has been designed and sponsored by men who really do want to claim ownership of the female body. Any and all female bodies. Not enjoy the female form, but this bunch would go back to witch trials in a New York minute. There will be more instances like the unfortunate woman in Texas who the State declared had to carry a fetus doomed to die. The abortion issue is not going to be talked about (as per usual) by men who consider women to be somewhat enjoyable at times, if only marginally trainable. These gentlemen prefer blondes who have babies out of their patriotic duty to the State to keep brown people from taking jobs that those kids will never do.

There will always be some women who find it pleasant to willingly comply with men in their life simply because they enjoy the feeling that brings to them. It’s really kind of how we all want life to be, isn’t it? But I don’t see that being the case in the coming year. Most of this year is going to be spent in women demonstrating that they still have the power to vote. The part that brings the year to resolution still seems to be shrouded in mystery, but smart money is being placed on women explaining how the bro culture is wonderful for young men. But women are prone to notice that the shelf life of young is relatively limited and they tend to speculate on what becomes of a bro when the young time is over. Will they become bitter for having missed growing older? Will they be angrier than now about not being what they fantasize being? Will the ladies throw up their hands and say, “Whatever!”? Stay tuned next year, same time, same place for the next chapter of The Gods are not Laughing They’re Scratching Their Heads in Wonderment.

PS. MAGA loses and we get to watch the Kari Lake spin-off of dead-end election denial disasters.

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