13 Medium Top Writers Rated by Artificial Intelligence
Opinions may vary
(Before you ask, no, you’re not on the list.)
Delphi warns us that “model outputs [and social media] should not be used for advice for humans, and could be potentially offensive, problematic, or harmful.” But you knew that already.
#1 Because she’s the TRUE Top Writer of Medium, master of the art of unfluencing people, I give you, Jessica Wildfire
(Where we know from the start that Delphi doesn’t know what it’s talking about.)

(The rest of the list is randomly sorted and doesn’t represent the author’s views. Unless knowing that it represents the author’s view would make you follow said author. In this case, it totally represents the author’s views.)
#2 The Topest of the Top Writers, the one and only, followed by everybody, Tim Timbo Denning
(As far as I know, nobody else calls him Timbo.)

#3 Previously the Son of Quora, he got adopted by Medium, no need to introduce Sean Kernan
(I tagged him because he’s usually a good sport for this kind of stuff. Thanks, Sean!)

#4 She’s the Queen of Medium on YouTube and the Queen of YouTube on Medium. She’s also on EVERY social media platform. This is Zulie Rane
(You can follow her on Insta, Twitch, Substack, Quora, YouTube, Medium, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and I must have missed some.)

#5 The only Vampire that’s also a Top Writer, Umair Haque
(Delphi never ceases to surprise.)

#6 This isn’t flawless, but it’s an honest attempt at listing the Top Writers on Medium. As such, Shannon Ashley should be there
(Good thing Shannon didn’t leave Medium)

#7 Try being #2 AND #4 Top Writer in Humor like Christine Stevens if you want to make this list next time
(Fun fact, she likes to be called Karen)

#8 She writes fearlessly, and she will not be silenced. Gillian Sisley, it’s good to have you here
(I have no fear in recommending her publication.)

#9 Believe it or not, but Ayodeji Awosika has a free Medium course for you
(Since he has 100 times more followers than me, I might want to check it out.)

#10 She’s my favorite Monster here. Let’s ask Delphi about the lore, gore, and science behind Carlyn Beccia
(Carlyn isn’t on the list because she asked me to pimp her once. Not only.)

#11 Who wants to be a millionaire? Ben Le Fort, that’s who!
(Let me use a lifeline and ask the audience, “who did I miss?”)

#12 He’s the VP of Imagination and never shies away from shamelessly self-promoting. Congrats to Smillew Rahcuef for making it on this list
(It’s even true, he’s a top writer in satire at the moment of writing)

#13 Look at you! You’re the Top Writer now!
(Pro-tip, choose your category adequately. I recommend the testicles tag.)

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