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<p id="db0f">(You can <a href="https://www.zuliewrites.com/">follow her on</a> Insta, Twitch, Substack, Quora, YouTube, Medium, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and I must have missed some.)</p><figure id="7076"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*lbjMgQiWDCEPVgqcs1rRJA.png"><figcaption>Unclear screenshot by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="75f2">#5 The only Vampire that’s also a Top Writer, Umair Haque</h1><p id="e1bb">(Delphi never ceases to surprise.)</p><figure id="bf9a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*CjCr5rdW_XbQmEdSLCiujw.png"><figcaption>By Author, eating garlic.</figcaption></figure><h1 id="eaa1">#6 This isn’t flawless, but it’s an honest attempt at listing the Top Writers on Medium. As such, Shannon Ashley should be there</h1><p id="4147">(Good thing Shannon <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-thing-about-top-writers-leaving-medium-6cd294b9c86">didn’t leave Medium</a>)</p><figure id="28ab"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*T4qE9fAMXZPSmaPLx3cg6w.png"><figcaption>Honest screenshot, by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="611c">#7 Try being #2 AND #4 Top Writer in Humor like Christine Stevens if you want to make this list next time</h1><p id="cd84">(Fun fact, she likes to <a href="https://readmedium.com/as-a-woman-named-karen-i-demand-the-use-of-my-name-as-a-derogatory-meme-be-stopped-immediately-a04f7ec90d16">be called Karen</a>)</p><figure id="d2d4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*y8XnuBXyO8aF3mY53SgLBw.png"><figcaption>I agree with this screenshot I took</figcaption></figure><h1 id="db21">#8 She writes fearlessly, and she will not be silenced. Gillian Sisley, it’s good to have you here</h1><p id="5457">(I have no fear in recommending <a href="https://medium.com/fearless-she-wrote/latest">her publication</a>.)</p><figure id="32bf"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zjZNmoX_MpcdLx0aelUANg.png"><figcaption>Discretionary screenshot by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="8b4b">#9 Believe it or not, but Ayodeji Awosika has a free Medium course for you</h1><p id="c92a">(Since he has 100 times more followers than me, I might want to check it out.)</p><figure id="e249"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*apYlvrqr7S8_a56ZCToucA.png # Options "><figcaption>This is a screenshot, not an affiliate link, by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="cf6c">#10 She’s my favorite Monster here. Let’s ask Delphi about the lore, gore, and science behind Carlyn Beccia</h1><p id="c383">(Carlyn isn’t on the list because she <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-to-use-this-platform-as-a-dating-app-37ddec8ef813">asked me to pimp her</a> once. Not only.)</p><figure id="6940"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*T5O1FrsxN4QeAj1sUS6lWQ.png"><figcaption>Delphi is wrong again — screenshot by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="bffa">#11 Who wants to be a millionaire? Ben Le Fort, that’s who!</h1><p id="d839">(Let me use a lifeline and ask the audience, “who did I miss?”)</p><figure id="4918"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*2FPvyTzdUCwyNvgXAWdQwA.png"><figcaption>Good news for Ben in this screenshot by Author</figcaption></figure><h1 id="03c9">#12 He’s the VP of Imagination and never shies away from shamelessly self-promoting. Congrats to Smillew Rahcuef for making it on this list</h1><p id="33ff">(It’s even true, he’s <a href="https://readmedium.com/im-a-top-writer-in-satire-yeah-413b99249b9e">a top writer in satire</a> at the moment of writing)</p><figure id="e680"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*5PCVi0w9oza2p_Dx6CVErw.png"><figcaption>Screenshot not photoshopped at all, like your Medium Partner Program Earnings articles.</figcaption></figure><h1 id="eeb8">#13 Look at you! You’re the Top Writer now!</h1><p id="13c3">(Pro-tip, choose your category adequately. I recommend the <a href="https://medium.com/tag/testicles">testicles</a> tag.)</p><figure id="f525"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*65n89BcdUikxk2EOWjoJrQ.png"><figcaption>Delphi tells the truth — by Author and <a href="undefined">BichoDoMato</a></figcaption></figure><ul><li><i>Wanna become a Top Reader? <a href="https://smillewrahcuef.medium.com/subscribe">Subscribe to my newsletter</a>.</i></li><li><i>Wanna become a Super Top Reader? <a href="https://smillewrahcuef.medium.com/membership">Subscribe to Medium with my referral link</a> (same price for you, commission for me).</i></li><li><i>More questions about Top Writing for Top Readers like You? Ask me in the comments.</i></li></ul></article></body>

13 Medium Top Writers Rated by Artificial Intelligence

Opinions may vary

Top Writers of Medium — Annual offsite 2021 — by Margarida CSilva

(Before you ask, no, you’re not on the list.)

Delphi warns us that “model outputs [and social media] should not be used for advice for humans, and could be potentially offensive, problematic, or harmful.” But you knew that already.

#1 Because she’s the TRUE Top Writer of Medium, master of the art of unfluencing people, I give you, Jessica Wildfire

(Where we know from the start that Delphi doesn’t know what it’s talking about.)

Screenshot by Author, unfluenced.

(The rest of the list is randomly sorted and doesn’t represent the author’s views. Unless knowing that it represents the author’s view would make you follow said author. In this case, it totally represents the author’s views.)

#2 The Topest of the Top Writers, the one and only, followed by everybody, Tim Timbo Denning

(As far as I know, nobody else calls him Timbo.)

Screenshot taken by Author, not by Loudt Darrow

#3 Previously the Son of Quora, he got adopted by Medium, no need to introduce Sean Kernan

(I tagged him because he’s usually a good sport for this kind of stuff. Thanks, Sean!)

Screenshot by the Smillew of Quora

#4 She’s the Queen of Medium on YouTube and the Queen of YouTube on Medium. She’s also on EVERY social media platform. This is Zulie Rane

(You can follow her on Insta, Twitch, Substack, Quora, YouTube, Medium, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and I must have missed some.)

Unclear screenshot by Author

#5 The only Vampire that’s also a Top Writer, Umair Haque

(Delphi never ceases to surprise.)

By Author, eating garlic.

#6 This isn’t flawless, but it’s an honest attempt at listing the Top Writers on Medium. As such, Shannon Ashley should be there

(Good thing Shannon didn’t leave Medium)

Honest screenshot, by Author

#7 Try being #2 AND #4 Top Writer in Humor like Christine Stevens if you want to make this list next time

(Fun fact, she likes to be called Karen)

I agree with this screenshot I took

#8 She writes fearlessly, and she will not be silenced. Gillian Sisley, it’s good to have you here

(I have no fear in recommending her publication.)

Discretionary screenshot by Author

#9 Believe it or not, but Ayodeji Awosika has a free Medium course for you

(Since he has 100 times more followers than me, I might want to check it out.)

This is a screenshot, not an affiliate link, by Author

#10 She’s my favorite Monster here. Let’s ask Delphi about the lore, gore, and science behind Carlyn Beccia

(Carlyn isn’t on the list because she asked me to pimp her once. Not only.)

Delphi is wrong again — screenshot by Author

#11 Who wants to be a millionaire? Ben Le Fort, that’s who!

(Let me use a lifeline and ask the audience, “who did I miss?”)

Good news for Ben in this screenshot by Author

#12 He’s the VP of Imagination and never shies away from shamelessly self-promoting. Congrats to Smillew Rahcuef for making it on this list

(It’s even true, he’s a top writer in satire at the moment of writing)

Screenshot not photoshopped at all, like your Medium Partner Program Earnings articles.

#13 Look at you! You’re the Top Writer now!

(Pro-tip, choose your category adequately. I recommend the testicles tag.)

Delphi tells the truth — by Author and BichoDoMato
Humor
Artificial Intelligence
Top Writers
Satire
The Bad Influence
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