Dating humor
How to Use This Platform as a Dating App
A quick guide for those of us tired of Tinder
Carol Lennox is a writer with close to 3k followers, and she’s ready to meet someone here:
“Maybe I’ll even meet someone here on this platform. That would be a good combination of online and real life.”
If this doesn’t count as proof of concept, I don’t know what does.
Why would you use This Platform as a dating app?
It’s simple. It’s because of the users.
- As a reader, I want someone that will write beautiful poetry for me.
- As a writer, I want someone that will enjoy reading the beautiful poetry I wrote for them.
Unlike all other dating apps, on This Platform, there are only readers and writers.
On This Platform, you can finally find a partner from whom to steal books. Your future partner will read you bedtime stories and will even write you some!
And, you’re guaranteed to have some kinky fun in the bedroom. Writers are very creative.
Imagine the roleplaying possibilities: “I’ll be the editor; you’ll be the writer.”
How to use This Platform as a dating app?
1. Wink on your profile picture
Let’s agree here and there that anyone winking on their profile picture is willing to use This Platform as a dating app. No worries, this isn’t exclusive. You can still read and write.
It will be like these laser eyes bitcoin scam artists use on their Twitter profile pic.
2. Have a witty bio
As a writer, you should already have one.
As a reader, you might want to consider it. I mean, This Platform has been distributing bonuses to writers recently. They might do it for readers as well. You never know.
3. Show your personality through your writing and commenting
Again, as a writer, you should already do that. Only through the sharing of their successes and failures can writers create a strong bond with the readers.
How can you achieve the same level as a reader? You would think the comment section is your opportunity. Nope. It’s all about the claps. Do you clap once? Twice? 50 times? Numbers matter. The way you clap tells a lot about your personality, much more than you would think.
4. Smile
Why? Because smiling makes us attractive.
Smile in your profile picture — and wink. Smile in your comments. Smile in your writings. Add smileys everywhere.
:D
Readers have it easy on this one. To make a writer smile, you only need to clap. Highlighting and commenting doesn’t hurt.
Conclusion
I don’t want to look like I’m hitting on Carol, but Unsplash hired her to be one of their models in the sexy-older-woman category. And she’s willing to use This Platform as a dating app.
If this doesn’t count as proof of concept, I don’t know what does.
So, start using This Platform as a dating app today and follow me for tips on how to use it!
Next in the pipeline: Top 5 Tips to Triple Your Dates On This Platform.
With thanks to Carol Lennox for the inspiration:
By the way, I’m on Twitter. Come and say hi!





