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         <h2>My Recipe for Writing Superiority</h2>
            <div><h3>Thanks for coming to my blog. First, let me tell you a story</h3></div>
            <div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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    </div><p id="9c18">And this:</p><div id="789b" class="link-block">
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            <h2>Transcripts of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels’ Sex Acts Among Papers Sent to January 6 Committee</h2>
            <div><h3>And they are hot</h3></div>
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    </div><p id="58e8">And even this:</p><div id="3614" class="link-block">
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            <h2>At What Point Do You Admit To Just Being Fucking Lazy?</h2>
            <div><h3>Due to “increment weather delays” my ass</h3></div>
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    </div><p id="45c4">Just this week.</p><p id="7b5b">I’m doing the work and you’re fucking things up. No one knows where to find me.</p><p id="1c82">WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!</p><p id="226d">Look, I know everyone else had a New Year’s Resolution to write more and you are inundated with content. I know that pesky <a href="https://vocal.media/authors/kristine-laco">Vocal</a> is having contests, <a href="https://simily.co/members/kristinelaco/">Simily</a> is offering payment on external views.</p><p id="dfac">You have to keep up.</p><p id="dfae">How about, and this might be groundbreaking, but instead of fucking with what was working, you <b>spend your money on the people working their asses off!</b></p><p id="8b14">There. I said it. I’m a constant contributor who earns in the hefty one to almost two figures a month. That’s sad, I know. And gauche to talk about.</p><p id="bdad">I ALSO KNOW.</p><p id="b1d6">I’d love to <i>not</i> talk about Medium. I’d love to talk about the lack of taco sauce at the grocery store, or my manuscript that is waiting for an edit, but I’m here, trying to fund said manuscript.</p><p id="cbdd">It’s currently not even a flyer.</p><p id="0aa6">So, stop changing. Except for your algorithm. That can change.</p><p id="a16e">Your loyal writing bitch,</p><p id="eaad">Kristine</p></article></body>

WHERE IS EVERYTHING, MEDIUM?

You Changed the Layout on Medium

Now I’m fucked

Since cats apparently make an article more appealing… Photo by Sergey Semin on Unsplash

Hello Wiseguys at Medium,

Without warning, you put shit on the left.

Now I have absolutely no one reading anything I wrote and I’ve been writing my fucking ass off.

I wrote this:

And this:

And this:

And even this:

Just this week.

I’m doing the work and you’re fucking things up. No one knows where to find me.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Look, I know everyone else had a New Year’s Resolution to write more and you are inundated with content. I know that pesky Vocal is having contests, Simily is offering payment on external views.

You have to keep up.

How about, and this might be groundbreaking, but instead of fucking with what was working, you spend your money on the people working their asses off!

There. I said it. I’m a constant contributor who earns in the hefty one to almost two figures a month. That’s sad, I know. And gauche to talk about.

I ALSO KNOW.

I’d love to not talk about Medium. I’d love to talk about the lack of taco sauce at the grocery store, or my manuscript that is waiting for an edit, but I’m here, trying to fund said manuscript.

It’s currently not even a flyer.

So, stop changing. Except for your algorithm. That can change.

Your loyal writing bitch,

Kristine

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