Woman Seizes Michael Burg’s “Balls” as An Opportunity for Fun and Profit
Google fame for Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg)’s “Balls” has spurred this opportunist into action
In recent times, the “Balls” of the man of extensive names himself, Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg), made it to fame.
Yes, it so happened that Michael’s “Balls” is the number one hit when you type “Michael Burg balls” into the search bar.
Don’t believe me? Try it.
You’d think the only person profiting from this fame would be Michael, the famous “Balls” owner. But no! An opportunist has grabbed his “Balls” with both hands and has stolen the moment to shine the spotlight on herself.
This opportunist is a British woman, no less; a woman with too many “U”s and “L”s in her vocabulary, according to a poll on Medium.
Yes, it seems that for some unknown reason other than, possibly, greed to garner more views and reads, and thus bank more earnings, she rode Michael’s ball-fame to shine the spotlight on her own badly-spelled ramblings.
In her comment to Michael, when she first read about the success he was having because of his impressive “Balls”, she feigned happiness for his success:
“What a claim to fame! I am so happy for you, MBMD. Not envious, just happy it makes you happy to have your balls ruling Google.”
But, little did Michael know that, beneath her cool exterior, the jealousy must have been brewing. For, when Michael made the generous suggestion to her that she could write a story with the title “Michael Burg’s “Balls” Rules Google”, she jumped on it while Michael was sleeping.
By the time Michael and his balls had awoken to their day in Pacific Standard Time, this British piggy-backer, being eight hours ahead, had made the most of his slumber time and had taken full advantage of every ounce of his ball-fame.
The result is that she is now banking hundreds every day from the thousands of reads that her story is garnering. A story for which all credit is, justifiably, due to Michael and his “Balls”.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, her story is positively overflowing with extra “U”s, “L”s, British pleases, thank yous, and probably some traditional English cream teas too.
Rude!
And so, we at Foxy News wish to express our deepest condolences to Michael for having his “Balls” hijacked by a British intruder.
If you have ever been a victim of ball-fraud, like poor Michael, then please reach out to our ball-theft victim helpline, 09–000–696969.
