Michael Burg’s “Balls” Now Rules Google
And how yours could too!
It’s official!
Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg) has broken the record for the most impressive balls according to one of the largest corporations in the world, Google.
Recently, he wrote this article, describing the incredible discovery that his “Balls” had become “Google Famous”.
In it, he explains how, when you type “Michael Burg balls” into the Google search bar, the top result that appears on Page One is his story itself, Balls.
In actual fact, that is no longer the case because, no joke, he now holds #1 and #2 place on Google out of nearly 13 million results, rather than just the former! See for yourself:
So, let me be the first to say how very pleased we are that our favou̶rite humou̶r doctor, the one of too many letters, yet too few “U”s, has finally made it to the top: the top of none other than Google itself.
I decided to ask Michael, with all the British pleases and thank yous I could muster, if he would be so kind as to share the secret of his success with all of his readers, and he agreed! This is what he had to say…
“The key was to find the one thing that I really wanted to be famous for. I mean, some people are known for being all-round amazing people, such as Sally Prag. Others are known for their sexist attitudes, like our dear friend Gaurav Jain. And then there are people like KiKi Walter, who is known for being funnier than Gaurav and for taking no shit from smelly, farting men.
There’s Kristina God, who is known for being…well…God. And there’s Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles who is known for…you guessed it…collecting smiles.
I thought long and hard about what part of my personality, anatomy or talents stood out as the most impressive, and the words ‘balls’ just jumped out at me. I even asked Liberty Forrest, Author to help me divine my greater purpose on this planet by drawing an oracle card for me, and the one she pulled had a picture of lots of spherical-shaped objects. They looked a bit like planets and the moon but I could see the message coming through loud and clear from the universe in all of that.
Balls.”
Well, thank you, Michael, for sharing such valuable insights into your rise to fame.
One last thing — what one piece of advice would you give the readers so that they can rule Google too?
“Just write.
Write about the thing that really says something about YOU! Something that the world really needs to hear.
Choose your words and titles to reflect that special something and your rise to fame and success will be guaranteed!
Just like Balls did it for me.”
Honestly, Michael’s words of genius are unmatched by any success gurus out there. We thank you — and your “Balls” — from the bottoms of our hearts, Michael.
May the fame of your “Balls” live on for many years to come!
Thanks for reading! Here’s more excellent writing, featuring none other than Ballsy Michael himself:
And, apparently, one of Michael’s fans, Deborah Camp, has already taken heed and made her own balls famous too. Don’t ask…just don’t go there.
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