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spirits to decide on the nature of the “poke,” but do please make it truly fun.</b></p></blockquote><blockquote id="5fd5"><p>That’s my “relational” challenge for the new month. Please note that this story went out on April Fool’s Day.</p></blockquote><div id="5587" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/medium-troll-tells-all-506e4dc547aa"> <div> <div> <h2>Medium Troll Tells All</h2> <div><h3>Your suckiness gives me purpose</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*9UbPp7BsY4yEixogI_Z4RQ.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="92f6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-recorded-myself-climaxing-to-hear-what-sounds-i-make-7f9e6a9812f1"> <div> <div> <h2>I Recorded Myself Climaxing To Hear What Sounds I Make</h2> <div><h3>When you make a living faking orgasms, it pays to study the real thing…</h3></div> <di

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v><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*zAYyAnITc78lbhJP)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="60e2"><i>I’m tagging:</i></p><p id="bd91"><a href="undefined">Michael Burg, MD</a>, <a href="undefined">Mary DeVries</a>, <a href="undefined">Mr. Smith</a>, <a href="undefined">Olivia Morellan</a>, <a href="undefined">Aimée Gramblin</a>, <a href="undefined">Teresa J Conway</a>, <a href="undefined">MonalisaSmiled</a>, <a href="undefined">Tree Langdon</a>, <a href="undefined">Karen Downton</a>, <a href="undefined">Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)</a>, <a href="undefined">Thomas Gaudex</a>, <a href="undefined">Terry Trueman</a>, <a href="undefined">Shannon Ashley</a>, <a href="undefined">Reuben Salsa</a>, <a href="undefined">Kurt Gasbarra</a>, <a href="undefined">Elle Beau ❇︎</a>, <a href="undefined">Amy Culberg</a>, <a href="undefined">Tracey Folly</a>, <a href="undefined">Carlos Garbiras</a>, <a href="undefined">Rambling Rose</a>, <a href="undefined">Jennifer M. Wilson</a>, <a href="undefined">Brenda Mahler</a></p></article></body>

When Amy’s Troll Meets Jupiter’s Orgasm

A compilation for Michael Burg, MD’s relational challenge

Image by Warm Orange on Unsplash

Once a troll named Bob dialed up my sex line

Demanded I tie up Nancy Pelosi with twine

I fake-squeal «Oh, yes baby»

And gift «Kiss ass coupons» for free

Now the sh*thead and I get along just fine

My “take” was a little less “good-natured poke” and more “chemical combination”…I hope you’ll play along, too!

Michael Burg’s original challenge:

If you’re feeling it, I would challenge you to pick a writer-friend — some “suggestions” are tagged below — and give them a little good-natured poke too, in the form of a story. Then stand back and see what happens. I leave it to your over-heated imaginations and creative spirits to decide on the nature of the “poke,” but do please make it truly fun.

That’s my “relational” challenge for the new month. Please note that this story went out on April Fool’s Day.

I’m tagging:

Michael Burg, MD, Mary DeVries, Mr. Smith, Olivia Morellan, Aimée Gramblin, Teresa J Conway, MonalisaSmiled, Tree Langdon, Karen Downton, Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她), Thomas Gaudex, Terry Trueman, Shannon Ashley, Reuben Salsa, Kurt Gasbarra, Elle Beau ❇︎, Amy Culberg, Tracey Folly, Carlos Garbiras, Rambling Rose, Jennifer M. Wilson, Brenda Mahler

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