What On Earth Are You Thinking With These Chocolate Mint Cupcakes?

Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality. — Clifton Fadiman

What on Earth are you thinking with these chocolate mint cupcakes? Are you trying to sabotage your taste buds? These overly sweet, cloyingly minty cupcakes are a disaster waiting to happen. If you’re looking for a sophisticated and delicious dessert option, I’d recommend a rich and velvety chocolate mousse instead.

But if you’re determined to make these abominations, I’ll begrudgingly provide a recipe. However, I won’t hold back in telling you where you’ve gone wrong. Here’s a comprehensive recipe for chocolate mint cupcakes, despite my better judgment.

Chocolate Mint Cupcakes Recipe: Total Time: 40 minutes Servings: 12 cupcakes

Cupcake Ingredients:

• 8 Tbsp (1 stick, 4 ounces) unsalted butter
• 1/2 cup Dutch processed cocoa
• 2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped
• 3/4 cup flour
• 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 2 large eggs
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 1 1/2 teaspoons peppermint extract
• 1/2 cup sour cream

Optional Buttercream Frosting Ingredients:

• 8 Tbsp butter, room temperature (1 stick, 4 ounces)
• 1 Tbsp milk
• 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon peppermint extract
• 2 cups powdered sugar

Optional Cream Cheese Frosting Ingredients:

• 4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
• 4 Tbps butter, room temperature (1/2 stick, 2 ounces)
• 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon peppermint extract
• 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar (confectioner’s sugar)
• Fresh mint for garnish

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Prepare a muffin tin by lining it with cupcake liners.
2. Melt butter, chocolate, and cocoa in a double boiler. Remove from heat and let cool.
3. In a small bowl, vigorously whisk together the flour, baking soda, and baking powder.
4. In a large bowl, beat the eggs, salt, sugar, and mint extract. Slowly add in the chocolate mixture and beat until combined.
5. Add in the sifted flour mixture, mix to combine. Mix in the sour cream. Spoon the batter evenly into the lined muffin cups.
6. Bake at 350°F for 18–20 minutes, until tops spring back when touched and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
7. Let cool in muffin tin on a rack for 15 minutes. Gently remove cupcakes from the tin and let cool completely before frosting.

Frosting:

1. In an electric mixer, beat the butter (if making buttercream) or butter and cream cheese (if making cream cheese frosting) at medium speed until creamy. Beat in milk (if making buttercream) and mint extract.
2. Slowly add in the powdered sugar on low speed, stopping to scrape down the sides of the bowl, until light and fluffy.

Wine Pairing:

To salvage your taste buds after enduring these cupcakes, I recommend a glass of Riesling from Dr. Loosen. The bright acidity and slight sweetness of the wine will help cleanse your palate from the overwhelming sweetness of the cupcakes.

In conclusion, I hope you’ll reconsider making these chocolate mint cupcakes. But if you choose to proceed, at least enjoy them with a glass of good wine to ease the pain.

Bon Appetit

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