LIFE LESSONS FROM A MUY CALIENTE VIDEO
What Gets My Endorphins Going?
You had to ask, didn’t you Sherry McGuinn?
Sherry’s contribution, ICYMI
First of all, why we gotta use a big word like Endorphins? Why don’t we just call them what they really are? I mean c’mon, why we gotta use a $1,000,000 word like Endorphins? Endorphins are endogenous opioid neuropeptides without the actual opioids. Dammit!
This diatribe is all because Sherry, little Miss “I Wrote a Story About Sex And nobody came.” I’m serious, folks. I have no idea why she’s even still writing. She gotta be pulling down seven figures with all that kissing and telling about the best sex she ever ate and the fire in her belly. But this ain’t all about her or the fact she’s so ready to slap a bitch.
This, once again, is about her freakin’ challenge to us halfwits about funny videos. Well, actually, I think it was supposed to be about, “How can I make you feel?” But maybe I’m the only one in that halfwit category — but still. Challenge accepted.
Except, I probably would have done much better with that 100-word challenge. That is one of my fortes. Take a look at this one below. One reader said it was muy caliente. Now, I’m not particularly good at French, but I think that means “like fine wine” or something.
But, anyway, if this story were about how to get MY endorphins going, the video would be Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira. I mean holy shit; she is the epitome of muy caliente!
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But if I tried that shit, I would break my damn hips! Excuse me for just a minute while I handle my business after that Shakira video. Yeah, I know. I missed most of the second half of last year’s Superbowl. Hey, I can’t help if things come up at the most inopportune times.
The reality for me and love is more like “Weird Al” Yankovic’s — You Don’t Love Me Anymore.
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That’s probably why I always try to get the socks in the drawer with the panties, so there’s no room for a “poisonous cobra in my underwear drawer.”
Or maybe, Chuck Berry’s — My Ding-A-Ling — It is, after all, closer to my teen years than Weird Al.
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One time I was watching Shakira and dancing — sort of, “I fell so hard, I heard bells ring, but held on to my ding-a-ling”!
BTW, here’s Timothy passing the torch ICYMI
So anyway, Sherry and Timothy Key, thanks for putting me on the hot seat. Now let’s see what these others have got. Huh?
P.G. Barnett, Stephen Sovie, 🦄 Chris Hedges, Gurpreet Dhariwal, Kristi Keller, Suzanne V. Tanner, James Knight, Robin Klammer, Susan Brearley, Rasheed Hooda, Joe Luca, Helen Cassidy Page, Badass Kevin Buddaeus, and Charles Roast.
Wow, at first, I thought that said Charles Rock, although it would be impossible for him to meet the challenge, I’m sure if he did, there would be a strategically placed F-word in there. So, let’s see what or who Charles roasts!
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Stephen Dalton is a retired US Army First Sergeant with a degree in journalism from the University of Maryland and a Certified US English Chicago Manual of Style Editor. He is a freelance journalist currently living in the Philippines.
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