Science Fiction
What Do We Do With the Human?
The one where Ryan unlocks the alternate dimension of the manifestation universe
As long as he could remember, Ryan had wanted to be abducted by aliens. Rejected by his parents because of his blue eyes and hairy eyebrows, he had built an imaginary world where he was the lost prince of the most powerful alien family in the local galactic cluster. (After careful consideration, Ryan had decided the most powerful alien family in the universe would be too much.)
For thirty-two years, nothing noteworthy happened.
But on his thirty-third anniversary, the Jesus Year, Ryan discovered the law of manifestation.
FINALLY!!
He knew what to do.
Comfortably sitting on the kitchen floor with his favorite ice cream jars and a big pack of broccoli-flavored chocolate crisps, Ryan started manifesting right after the birthday party guests had left. (Which meant right away since Ryan hadn’t invited anyone.)
It worked!!!
Unknowingly, Ryan had unlocked the alternate dimension of the manifestation universe by using a knife to eat the mango ice cream and a fork for the peanut butter one with a 1–2–1–3–4–4–1–1 sequence.
Aliens materialized in his kitchen. They had blue-colored royal mantles and hairy crowns. They looked like a powerful royal family.
“Are you the most powerful alien family in the local galactic cluster?” asked Ryan.
“No, these are our arch-ennemies. We’re the second most powerful family.”
“And am I your lost son? The Legendary Prince that will save the local galactic cluster from something terribly bad?”
Before answering, the aliens finished the ice creams and ate all the crisps.
“No. You’re just a human. Bye.”
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