Summary

BetterMoolah is a Medium publication focused on practical advice for making money, targeting individuals looking to improve their financial situation through small-scale entrepreneurship.

Abstract

BetterMoolah is a new Medium publication dedicated to discussing money-making strategies for those earning modest incomes. The publication aims to provide realistic financial advice and foster a community of hustlers interested in flipping, reselling, and other small businesses that can grow through compounding. It positions itself as an alternative to other money-focused publications by emphasizing achievable goals and practical tips, while also taking a stance against pyramid schemes and the exploitation by the one-percent. BetterMoolah encourages community engagement and offers a tiered membership system, including a "WINNER Elite Club" for those who support the editors financially via ko-fi. The publication is less concerned with strict formatting guidelines and more focused on content that resonates with its readership, even welcoming AI-generated articles if they are engaging.

Opinions

The publication takes a humorous yet critical view of wealth disparity, poking fun at the one-percenters and the political system.
BetterMoolah values community and collaboration, emphasizing the importance of sharing tips and uniting against economic exploitation.
The editors are presented with a mix of modesty and enthusiasm, with a tongue-in-cheek approach to self-promotion and engagement with writers.
There is a clear preference for actionable financial advice over formal writing conventions, with a focus on content that can lead to tangible financial gains for readers.
The publication uses a playful tone to engage readers, as seen in the shuffling of words in the conclusion and the use of parenthetical asides.
BetterMoolah encourages writers to join the Medium Partner Program to monetize their work, suggesting a belief in fair compensation for content creators.

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BetterMoolah — the ultimate Medium experience

Welcome to BetterMoolah, the new publication talking about money.

Our goal is to share the universe’s most helpful writing on trickle-down economics.

We’re not the first publication to talk about $$$ on Medium, but unlike our millionaire cousin, we have realistic goals.

BetterMoolah is for people earning peanuts but who want something more to put on their PB&J at the end of the month.

We want to be a community of like-minded hustlers (grifters) who share tips on flipping, trash reselling, and other small-scale businesses that can develop into profitable side hustles thanks to the power of compounding (swindling).

Warning! Pyramid schemes are a big no-no (you know what they say about double negatives?).

I’m joking with all the words in parenthesis (not); we are here to help each other make a bit more money, to put some cheese in the macaroni we cook for the kids.

We are here to unite against the evil one-percenters and capitalists that take advantage of us and, worse, our friends — when we could do it ourselves.

We are here to fight the system by being part of the system. It’s a sneaky way of doing things, and it works.

Look at our politicians.

What we are looking for

Money.

Alternatively, we will publish articles explaining how to make money.

Meet The Editors

Smillew Rahcuef

Sorry, I’m too modest to talk about myself and too shy to share links to my articles, but please know I will do my utmost to help you polish your articles into something that can get a boost.

Grandma Smillew

I’m here for the free hot cocoa.

Coach Smillew

Hello everybody,

I’m new on the team and SO EXCITED to be there with you! You’re all QUEENS and KINGS, and I can’t wait to read and edit your articles.

YEE-HAW! Ps: Don’t bother to read my articles, I’m not monetized yet.

Become a writer for BetterMoolah

We have two tiers: losers and winners.

To become a loser

Leave a comment on this article with your Medium handle blah-blah-blah, and we will add you.

To become a WINNER

Send us money on ko-fi, and you’ll instantly receive your membership badge to our WINNER Elite Club. Additional benefits include:

a free membership to the Top Hat Seminar for you AND the person of your choice,
a 27% discount on all purchases of #SmillewCoins (you can also cash back, see details here),
AND (!!!) an autographed picture of Smillew’s favorite vintage toilet paper roll.

Formatting guidelines

If you think we have time to edit your articles for free, think again. You do as you wish with the titles, subtitles, kickers, pictures, CTA, and such things many other publications are obsessed with.

We don’t care.

AI Writing

If you can make ChatGPT write an article that’s not boring, you deserve a medal and all the reading time you can get. From our experience, you’ll have better luck asking it for a blowjob.

Sister Publications We Recommend Because They’re SO GOOD

Space for rent. Contact us in the private notes for details.

Payment

We would rather see our writers be paid for their work because then we have a chance they will remember their editors and drop a coin in their tip jar.

So, join the Medium Partner Program to monetize your stories. You can use my referral link to do so — even though it’s not needed.

One Last Thing

(to extend the reading time)

If, like us, you like money, this publication is for you.

OK, seriously now, LAST THING

I thought of copy-pasting the beginning of the article here, but that would be going too far. So, I came up with a better idea. I shuffled the words!

Here you go:

“BetterMoolah is on their PB&J, the universe’s most our earning peanuts, but who goal is welcome to publish at the end of the month helpful writing on trickle-down to for people want something more to put economics. BetterMoolah.”

TIME IS MONEY.

BECOME A WRITER FOR BETTERMOOLAH TODAY.