Top 10 Sexiest Writers on Medium
2022 edition
#1 — Jessica Wildfire
Her brain and her articles transformed me into a sapiosexual. She’s top writer in all the topics I dream of writing: government, politics, life, and culture. She’s the sexiest (and the best) writer on Medium.
She has 99k followers at the moment of writing; would you like to be the lucky #100,000?
#2 —Hogan Torah
You know I had to put him on the list.
Not only does he auto-fill on Google, but he’s also a sexy beast. The top 3 reasons? He wrote one of the best articles on Medium, created the boneyard on Quora, and the sexiest YouTube channel I ever saw — adult channels.
#3 — Ella Alderson
Her bio already makes her sexy: “she’s an astrophysics student with a passion for language and the unexplored universe. She aims to marry poetry and science.”
OK, I’m definitely sapiosexual.
If it weren’t for Jessica, she would be the sexiest writer on this platform. The craziest is that, although she has 46K followers, I discovered Ella only a month ago. I don’t care about the risks; I would teleport anywhere in the world to meet with her.
#4 — Nanji Erode
While Nanji certainly has a catchy profile picture, it’s his robot science fiction stories that made him take the fourth spot of Medium sexiest writers.
I’m sorry, I have too many kinks; I’m a robosexual on top of everything else.
#5 — Kristine Laco
I mean, look at her.
She also makes me laugh. And you know what they say, “if you can make a man laugh, you can make him do anything.” But don’t stay at her place, it’s a shithole.
#6 — Joe Duncan
He speaks Greek, he looks like a Greek god, and he’s also the Chief Sex Scientist of Substack’s science of sex.
If that doesn’t make you question and explore your sexuality, I don’t know what will. Joe! I cherish the moments of passion we had in my dreams.
#7 — Christine Stevens
Christine is a sexy woman writing sexy stories. No discussion.
She most likely got hundreds of wedding proposals from Medium readers, most recently from Europe. But the #1 reason why she’s on my sexiest writers list is that she introduced me to the wonders of pegging.
#8 — Demeter de Lune
I’m not only sapiosexual, but I’m also tattoosexual.
So, when a sex writer has tattoos like Demeter, I can’t resist, especially when she’s a professional dominatrix.
#9 — Reuben Salsa
I’m kidding.
He’s just Chief Protagonist of the Bullshitty Satire Division of The Bad Influence and my editor. He forced me to add him to the list. He said he would show me the penis of Keanu Reeves if I didn’t.
#10 —May More
Last but certainly not least. May writes tantalizing tales and sometimes uses her pictures to illustrate them, and both are 100% sexy. I would love to know more about May.
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