Could these deals get any better?!
Top 10 Black Friday Deals on Medium This Year
Exciting simply isn’t the word to describe this event
If you missed our deals last year, don’t worry! Our 2022 Black Friday Special Deals for Medium are value-packed with awesomeness you will enjoy for years to come.
#1 — Double claps start now!
As Mike Knittel knows, I usually clap 7 times. Use the tag “Black Friday Smillew,” and I’ll promise you’ll get at least 14 claps on your article.
This offer is valid for the period running between the publication of this article and Black Friday 2022. Any article published after November 25 will get a regular amount of claps and nothing more.
This offer isn’t available for Mike Knittel or any of his family members (including his spiritual family and other shitbricks).
#2 — Get back up to 48% back in postcards!
For any Medium membership subscribed using my referral link, I will send a beautiful handwritten postcard to the person of your choice every quarter as long as you remain a referred member.
#3 — Limited stocks of comments available. Get one before it’s too late!
Submit a story to the famous 100-story-high Monument to Medium, and you’re guaranteed a comment by the über-famous Grimsby Hackney, also known as The Genuine Commenter.
Be quick! There are less than 30 slots left.
#4 — Join a secret community for even more Black Friday Deals
The secret community is a secret group on Twitter. It’s usually secret, but for a limited time only, it will recruit new members.
Use the secret code: SecretSmillew for unlimited access to past and future secrets shared by the community.
#5 — Exclusive DOUBLE article deal
This publication is usually very selective and accepts only one article a day. But, this year, with the discount code TantalizeSmillew, you can get TWO articles published on THE SAME DAY. Contact May More at Tantalizing Tales.
#6 — The NAUGHTIEST deal on Medium this year
Use the discount code MicroSmillew and get your article on Micro Erotica’s “Black Friday HOT Stories Special.” I can’t give you more details at the moment since it’s a secret, but let’s just say Black Friday will be HOT HOT HOT on Micro Erotica this year. Contact Emily at Micro Erotica.
#7 — PURGE Smillew and get Redemption (ONLY on Black Friday)
Write an article involving the death of a Smillew and publish it on Redemption Magazine’s Transgressive Thursday (on November 24). You’ll be redeemed the next day in the comment section. This offer is valid ONLY on Black Friday! You can’t kill a Smillew and expect redemption on any other day of the year. Contact Paul Mansfield at Redemption.
#8 — FREE links special offer for Black Friday
It’s not a joke!!
Click on any of the links below, and even if you’re not a paying Medium member, you’ll be able to read the WHOLE article for FREE.
You can even do it TWICE (still for FREE), thanks to our sponsors: Preeti, BichoDoMato, Kristen, and Rocky.
- How do you know the person you live with isn’t a BLACK FRIDAY murderer?
- Dear reader, all I want is to be with you for BLACK FRIDAY
- Local woman doesn’t give a shit when celebrities die on BLACK FRIDAY
- Death drinks alone on BLACK FRIDAY
Want more of these delicious Black Friday Deals?
I don’t blame you.
Here’s the ULTIMATE deal.
Follow me on Medium today, and you get to send me money on ko-fi at a 99% discount!!!
Read that again — it’s too awesome to miss.
This Black Friday Month only, send me $100 on ko-fi with a 99% discount. You only have to send me $1 on ko-fi.
Enjoy. (This last deal is so good it counts for two deals.)