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d over the phone like I was?</p><p id="da3a" type="7">How about this: Try to picture Ivanka, the object of her creepy father’s even creepier lust, punching a time clock! That will happen around the same time I start flying jets.</p><p id="709d">Maybe I’m being overly sensitive. I mean, if I could make my own sea salt while basking under the Mediterranean sun, wouldn’t I bleat about it later? Shit, no. I would not.</p><p id="1c29">So you know, the column’s focus was on scent and how it evokes particular memories. Here is the passage that set me off:</p><p id="d741"><i>When I was in Spain this summer, we sun-dried our own sea salt in Majorca, then went to a little shop near where we ate dinner to buy flor de sal harvested from the same Ses Salines salt flats. When I popped open the can — later back at home, my kids shouted, “it smells like Majorca!”</i></p><p id="c3f4">“Gee, kids! How cool is that? Know what? Get outta here”</p><p id="d35c">For those of us who don’t vacation in Majora, <i>flor de sal</i> means Salt Flower. Now, is it me, or is this type of self-important strutting gag-worthy?</p><p id="0c73">I’m not so offended by the message as much as I am by the way it was conveyed. As if the messenger had no clue of the disparity around her and the reality that people are struggling to make ends meet, for God’s sake. Struggling to feed themselves and their families. Working for minimum wage.</p><p id="051d">I get that this magazine is about beauty, not our country’s economy but all I can say is, the salaries must be pretty damned good.</p><p id="22b4">We, as writers, understand that words are powerful and the <i>way</i> in which we say things is as important, or maybe more so, as <i>what</i> we’re putting out into the world. I’ve learned this particular lesson the hard way. More than once.</p><p id="d5bd">Admittedly, I’m particularly sensitive in that I haven’t received an actual paycheck in almost two years. And I’m better than that. Much better, yet I can’t seem to catch a break. So, where someone else might read the editorial and think of it as “aspirational,” I think, “WTF?” Just as I do when I see TV commercials touting luxury automobiles as holiday gifts. What world are we living in?</p><p id="8d58">This is what doesn’t compute: While the editor raves about her kids raving about Majorca, there are other, less privileged children starving in this country. Their parents would love to afford a bus ticket, let alone a first-class airline ticket to Spain.</p><p id="f2ee">A little empathy for others, folks. That’s all I’m asking.</p><p id="184a">According to <i>nokidhungry.org</i>, in the United States, one in seven children lives with hungry. The bigger picture: According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), more than eleven hundred children in our country live in “food insecure homes,” which means the family members don’t get enough to eat in order to live in a manner that’s deemed “healthy.”</p><p id="7845">Maybe the editor should set her cannister of DIY sea salt aside and chew on these stats:</p><p id="1300"><b>Over 4.5 million U.S. kids live in food deserts and lack access to grocery stores with fresh fruits and vegetables.</b></p><p id="742e"><b>On average, children in rural areas are more likely to experience food insecurity and lack access to quality health services.</b></p><p id="7f6a"><b>Close to 1 in 3 American children are overweight or obese, and obesity in children has more than tripled over the past 35 years, putting children at higher risk for serious, even life-threatening health problems.</b></p><p id="a02e"><b>In communities where Save the Children works, an average of 59 percent of children do not have access to fresh, healthy foods; in some areas, it’s as much as 98 percent.</b></p><p id="bc2d">Here’s more self-satisfied bunk from the editorial:</p><p id="c1b6"><i>In (country), last summer, my daughter and I treated ourselves one afternoon to tea at the (uber-luxe) hotel. Now, the scent of not only jasmine tea but also jasmine fragrances brings me half a world away to that fancy dining room, nibbling on tiny sandwiches

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and cakes.</i></p><p id="0408">Again, maybe I’m being unfair and bristly. But the manner in which this was written is offensive, in my humble opinion. Plus, the older I get, the less idiocy I can tolerate.</p><p id="712b">Maybe if she’d included some type of giveaway to the first fifty readers who wrote back via email, describing their favorite scents and what they evoked for them. Jasmine fragrance oil could be the giveaway. I don’t know.</p><p id="7d81">Perhaps this editor should stick to writing about lip conditioners and designer perfumes and the wonders of glycolic acid. Meanwhile, if the craving for a “tiny cake” should come upon her, she could always shove a Twinkie up her bum.</p><p id="444c">I’d like to thank <a href="undefined">Helen Cassidy Page</a> for her input here. She gave me the virtual slap upside the head that I needed. But, sweetly.</p><p id="6d7e"><i>Sherry McGuinn is a slightly-twisted, longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.</i></p><p id="2284">As always, I appreciate your reading. If you’re up for more:</p><div id="974d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/haiku-how-to-51d0685c1ad6"> <div> <div> <h2>Haiku How-To</h2> <div><h3>A primer for the sexually inquisitive.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*yQwyx3SGkE3-oZlWW1dC9g.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="654f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/did-i-fail-my-mother-3323d4907780"> <div> <div> <h2>Did I Fail My Mother?</h2> <div><h3>All the things I should have said, and didn’t.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*IBboE8lKu9O0Q4Ga0aEGhQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="9067" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-hot-women-of-medium-c66515ba6bbe"> <div> <div> <h2>The Hot Women of Medium</h2> <div><h3>Smart, funny, gutsy and SMOKIN’!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*sUDy3LYDjjZKQqXsMfyptQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="1a63" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/ive-never-received-1k-claps-b1dd0d9c56b9"> <div> <div> <h2>I’ve Never Received 1K Claps</h2> <div><h3>Wounded…and wondering.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*zAfXUminR_ELCNKW8Ppsgw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="11fc" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/its-official-i-m-an-a-hole-347624d73cd7"> <div> <div> <h2>It’s Official: I’m an A-Hole</h2> <div><h3>“Medium Madness” has me by the throat.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*r4v7h4lCPyj7liblwp-GNQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Tinmen

The ones who work it, and the ones who embody it

Photo by Clem Geiss on Unsplash

Today’s New York Times Spelling Bee letters:

Art: Iva Reztok

C, E, I, M, N, X, and center T (all words must include T)

Merriam-Webster says…

Credit: merriam-webster.com

Silly little dictionary! Don’t you know tinmen can’t possibly be a word if the New York Times says it ain’t?

For further fascinating facts, check out the Spelling Bee Master.

What’s your favorite dord* from today’s puzzle?

My Two Cents

How is it possible that the honorable professions of working with tin and dressing up in it for a classic movie were both rejected by The New York Times?

SN, hold the L

A person who makes and repairs things made of tin is known as a tinsmith, in the same way that the term blacksmith is used to describe the person who works with a person who works with iron or steel, usually using heat. In contrast, tinsmiths work with the metal after it has already cooled. The “black” in “blacksmith” refers to the distinction of “black metal”, or iron, possibly due to the layer of oxide that forms on its surface during forging.

Tinsmiths are also known as tinners, tinkers, tinmen, or tinplate workers. As with blacksmiths, tinmen were much more commonTinsmith was a common in pre-industrial times.

Here are some tinmen on the roof of Storkyrkan, the oldest church in Stockholm. This photo was taken in 1903 and clearly shows what a joyful profession it was. Please note that all these guys are barely seventeen or eighteen years old. I think the one on the far left might be fifteen. Being a tinman certainly put hairs on your chest back then. Also on your face.

Photo by Unk Nown

And here is a modern tinman in his modern shop. He’s a bit older, perhaps thirty or thirty-two.

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Tin is a chemical element in the carbon family; it’s a soft, silvery-white metal that shows a bluish tinge. Ancient civilizations used tin as a copper alloy to make bronze. (The symbol Sn for tin is an abbreviation of the Latin word for the metal: stannum.) And because we are in the middle of the Winter Olympic Games, tin is being hung on the necks of third-place finishers even as I type these words.

The metal is found as stannic oxide in the mineral cassiterite, the only tin mineral of commercial significance. It has to be isolated in a process using with coal or coke in smelting furnaces. No high-grade deposits of tin have been found anywhere in the world.

Tin is still widely used for plating steel cans used as food containers, in metals used for bearings, and in solder. Tin-plating protects iron from corrosion; tin piping and valves help maintain purity in water and beverages. But due to the fact that pure tin is not very strong or resistant, the metal is not used to make weight-bearing structures unless alloyed with other metals. The most common alloys are bronze, pewter (tin, antimony, copper, bismuth, and sometimes silver), lead-based solders, and babbitt metal.

Here is a picture of a tin desk lamp from the late 1930s, Bandelier National Monument. Made by a tinman from the Civilian Conservation Corps. That tinman was only forty years old, although he looked like he was ninety-three.

Photo courtesy of the US National Park Service

Nick Chopper

I read the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz decades ago and never reread it in adulthood. And although I’ve seen the original The Wizard of Oz movie a couple of times, and even the awesome Motown remake, I did not remember the actual name of the Tinman character until I looked it up today.

Nick Chopper.

Interestingly, Chopper is not referred to as the “tinman”, but rather as the “Tin Man” or “Tin Woodman”… which sounds a bit contradictory. Is he made of tin or lumber?

In the classic 1939 film the Tin Man was played by actor Jack Haley. Haley is best known for… well, playing the Tin Man in that movie. Originally, Ray Bolger ––who ended up playing the Scarecrow–– was cast to play the Tin Man. Buddy Ebsen (later famous for his role as Jed Clampett in the CBS television sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies) had already been chosen for the Scarecrow, but was convinced to swap roles with Bolger. This became a huge problem for Ebsen. The makeup used for the Tin Man character had aluminium powder that Ebsen regularly inhaled, which caused lung issues that almost killed him. He ended up in hospital and had to give up the role.

Everyone not named Buddy Ebsen is smiling.

The makeup was changed to a safer aluminium paste, allowing Haley to bring to life his iconic characterization. One interesting fact is that Haley spoke his lines in a breathy style that he used for telling his son bedtime stories.

There is no explanation in the film of how the Tin Man became the Tin Man. It is implied that he was always made of tin, and the only reference to the tinsmith is the Tin Man’s remark “The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart”.

Here’s a non sequitur from left field: yes, I’ve heard the infamous story about one of the Munchkins hanging himself on set and appearing in a scene of the original film. That urban legend has been debunked, supposedly. Here is Snopes take on it:

Now you know. Whether you’re talking about the people who smith tin or the ones who cover their body with it, don’t you dare use the word tinmen… because the editors of the Spelling Bee decided that tinmen is a dord*.

You can check out my previous entry on another dord* here:

*What the heck is a dord, you ask? Here’s the answer:

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