Throw 3 Dreams On The Log
These 3 dreams are put together just because the descriptions of them were rather short, although they were all of interest for the Dream Log
The Armored Car Robbery
Categories: 2, 9
I was part of a gang doing armored car robberies, nothing very interesting only in this dream we were doing real armored car robberies (so illegal and everything) but we were also doing it as part of a TV show (actually some sort of streaming channel, but I didn’t catch if it was just yo YouTube or if I at least got something on Netflix), so we were broadcasting what we were doing. We seemed to have some sort of theory about it being art so we wouldn’t get in trouble (because evidently in dream world people are tolerant of the peculiarities of artists?).
I do remember thinking this is really stupid, in that obviously when we get caught we will be in a lot of trouble. But I kept on in the gang doing our armored car robberies anyway, I guess out of loyalty.
A very special episode of Laverne and Shirley
Categories: 3,5,7,8
I had a recurring dream that was an episode of Laverne and Shirley — I think it was several episodes rolled into one and part of it was maybe that part of Happy Days in which Richie goes to a fight at his school and the Fonz and the big Ragoo show up to protect Richie (because the Big Ragoo was in the gang but was also in Laverne and Shirley)
I could never remember all of the dream and so I was always confused did that episode really happen, but I remember it involved going by Laverne’s father’s pizza parlor and he was grumpy — anyway it was one of the melodramatic episodes and at the end they admit to being lesbians ta-da!
The weird thing really was — I never actually liked Laverne and Shirley so I was always confused why am I having this stupid recurring dream?
And also the dream went on so long, so I would wake up and I thought that can’t be right, how can a TV show go on that long, but it also seemed like a real show, but then I thought no way they are letting Laverne and Shirley come out on national TV. But every time I had the dream when I woke up I was convinced I had seen that episode of the show before, probably just because I had the dream before.
Hell and Jesus eating monkey
Categories: 1, 3, 9
Note: Surprisingly enough, while ridiculous concept, sort of scary because the events of the dream are transpiring in hell.
So in this dream a team of action/adventure/explorers are traveling through Hell, they were a sort of an ass-kicking group of friends.
Anyway there is a bit of narration which informs us that in Hell If you swear a physical approximation of that swear phrase is created in a big sort of idea creation pool in hell, so one of these adventurer types says the phrase ‘jebus monkey eater’ which creates, as the approximation, a sort of baby jesus cherub with really sharp teeth that is tearing into a living monkey. We get to see the Jesus, eating monkey, sitting by the pool as our group comes through the room.
It was really a sort of 5 year old Jesus cherub, so not exactly a baby. Our adventurers hurry past it to get to where they’re going, which is I guess where most adventurers go, the bottom circle of hell as described by Dante in order to climb the giant Satan, greatest traitor. They were a little grossed out by the monkey-eater Jesus, as one would be I suppose.
Three silly little dreams from the dream log, previous entries were
The Archbishop returns to the king
The Jesus Eating Monkey in Hell and Armored Car Robberies Gang dream s were submitted by IG Agent 6, Laverne and Shirley by IG Agent 18.
