Dream Brooklyn 9–9
A really a great dream in that it did not have me in it at all, had a coherent narrative and was even funny. There are some goofs in the dream that will be discussed later.
The dream follows written in script form
Jake and Amy sitting at desks
Jake: Hey, what’s the worst date you ever had?
Amy: What? No way
Jake: Come on you gotta tell me, unless it’s me, was it me? No I’m a great date.
Amy: ok, well this guy took me to a fancy restaurant
Jake: The cad!
Amy: where we got take away, which he paid for with coins out of a big bottle of coins, we then went to the movie theatre where we snuck in to eat our food. The film — Friday the Thirteenth, Freddy Goes to Hell.
Jake: Did you kiss him goodnight.
Amy: I didn’t want to be rude!
This leads Jake to asking Rosa what her worst date was
Rosa: I’m not telling you that.
Jake: Come on you know if you don’t I will just annoy you all day.
Rosa: You already annoy me all day.
Jake: PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE
Rosa; Fine.
Jake sits down in front of standing Rosa, expectant.
Rosa: He was a wrestler, Andy or Dandy something. Savage.
Jake: You Dated Randy Savage!
Rosa: Yeah that’s the one.
Hitchcock slides in on chair next to Jake holding bag of popcorn.
Rosa: So anyway we’re at a restaurant and in the middle of the date he announces I make him “uncomfortable”, I scare him somehow and he goes to the restroom.
Shot of jake listening, hitchhock besides eating popcorn, Scully now sitting behind them with big eyes.
Rosa: So it turns out he somehow managed to crawl out through a window in the restroom. The only way I could figure out he did it was if he took off his clothes and rubbed soap all over his body because it would have been a really tight fit.
Crowd shot — now Amy sitting looking horrified next to Jake.
Rosa: He left me with the bill. So I decided to track him down.
Scene leaves to go to Charles bringing in perp, I don’t remember this too much there was an At the Same time text, and a chase and cuffing etc.
Cut back to Rosa telling story. Captain Holt comes in and sees them there. He comes over
Rosa: So there I am three months later outside his door.
Capt. Holt looks like he is ready to say something — since they are all not working just sitting around eating popcorn and listening to Rosa
Rosa: Now remember I still have the tactical gear on from the Swat Raid earlier.
Capt. Holt seems to change his mind about saying anything and is listening — hooked.
Rosa: So I kick down his door and come in and there he is sitting on the couch in his wrestling underwear eating chips.
Amy shudders. Jake does a gross face. Hitchcock says “what a man” Holt raises eyebrow slightly.
Rosa: So he sees me and falls to his knees and cries out please don’t kill me (Rosa does the scene with the high pitched voice and crying tone she is good at doing)
Crowd goes back scared at Rosa’s face/crying voice. Scully says : “My Eyes”, Hitchcock says : “Yeah Baby!”
Rosa: So I tell him I’m not here to kill him but he owes me for half of dinner.
pause
Crowd: AND?!?
Rosa: He wrote me a check, the end. you people happy?
Crowd disperses
Jake: Wait he wrote you a check, was he good for it.
Rosa: He was stupid Jake, but not crazy.
Charles comes in with perp — attention, attention I caught the blah blah blah. I don’t remember this part well.
Charles: Did I miss anything while I was gone.
Jake: Rosa told us about the worst date she ever had.
Charles: AW Man.
Jake: With Randy Savage.
Charles: AWWW MAN. Rosa!
Rosa: Not telling it again.
Charles: AWWW,
Turns to criminal
Charles: This is all your fault for being a criminal!
Notes: The biggest goof, which I happened to notice much later, Freddy is not in the Friday the 13th movies, that’s Jason Voorhees, which just shows how much I don’t follow horror. Jake — who would totally know this — didn’t comment in the text I have of the dream, maybe he didn’t want to make Amy feel bad — I like to think that Amy’s bad date didn’t even take her to a real Friday the 13th movie, like it was a cheap knockoff made by out of work circus folk in Eastern Europe. Maybe Friday was spelled Fridaj on the posters or something. They could do a callback to that in a later season, Nikolaj’s real family was in that movie!
Another serious problem — Terry wasn’t in this skit.
That is not cool!
You would think my dreaming mind could have had him walking by with paperwork when Randy Savage was mentioned, then he could have scoffed and said “That guy’s a lightweight!” walks off pissed, turns back and shouts back “He doesn’t work his quads enough!”
But nope. It’s ok dreaming mind, I’m not mad, just disappointed.
Previous Dream Logs
The Archbishop Returns to the Kingdom
Eurovision — the Story of Fire Saga (at bottom of page)
