This Is Why Men Let Women Do The Shopping

Reconnecting with our hunter-gatherer roots

20,000 years ago, Women and Men ran free in the Savannah, chasing mammoths and marsupial lions.

They were happy.

• Their bodies felt good from long-distance running and chasing the megafauna, as they used to call it.
• Their bellies felt good from the deliciously barbecue-grilled mammoth wings with secret herbs picked up by the local shaman.
• Their minds felt good from the transcendental tantric sex experiences.

They lived outside, under the sky and the stars; they were constantly moving from one place to another, and men could fart all day long without disturbing their partners.

Then came agriculture

Women and Men stopped running, they settled, and they became unhappy.

• Their bodies didn’t feel the wind and the demands of the run anymore.
• Their bellies felt swollen from all the gluten in the bread they cooked.
• Their sex lives became dull, only reproductive.

Women and Men had lost the keys to paradise.

Men were still happy because they didn’t understand much, and Women were still giving them some blowjobs from time to time.

But for Women, it was tough.

They were intelligent enough to understand that Men would stay in the situation for millennia at least; and, worse, would keep on farting in the middle of the house as long as nobody would invent the toilets and sewage system.

Although their understanding was limited, Men knew Women were sad.

They didn’t recognize exactly why, but they could feel it. Some Men even noticed a correlation between blowjob frequency and happiness of the women.

They started discussing the topic at the bar and created some gentlemen’s clubs and many other institutions only for the Men because they didn’t want the Women to know about this surprise they were preparing for them. Since Men are a bit limited, it took them several centuries to find what could make Women happy.

One day, one man got an idea; nobody knows how. Some say his wife told him. It’s a fancy theory but most likely false. As mentioned above, Men discussed the topics exclusively in their clubs and secret speakeasy, using alcohol to boost their creativity.

Anyway, the solution was to give Women the feeling of being hunter-gatherers again. The idea was to reconnect with the roots, with the good old times of 20,000 years ago when Men could fart to their pleasure and Women were hunting alongside.

Men invented shopping and commercial centers

Generously, they decided to let the Women do all the shopping.

They wanted them to feel the hunter-gatherer vibes to the fullest. They didn’t want to steal any of these fancy vibes from the Women because they wanted them to be happy and blowjobby.

And, win/win kind of deal, they could fart all their content at home while the Women were on a hunting-gathering spree.

But then came the evil e-commerce, and Women became sad again. Women don’t feel the wind of change in their hair and eyelashes anymore. They don’t run to the shopping mall and reconnect with their true hunter-gathering nature. They stay at home and do the shopping online.

They’re sad, and we can’t fart.

While this article gives a complete perspective on this delicate subject. The demanding reader will find additional in-depth analysis in the following pieces by KiKi Walter and Gaurav Jain.

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